If mirrors show the truth,
why do they flip it?

Toothpaste is spicy for no reason.

“Later” is the most overworked employee in human history.

Man… I genuinely wonder where those kickboxing matches actually happen. Movies lie every single time. Whenever the lead guy needs money to treat his sister, his mother, or some sick lover, he magically ends up in an underground den where rich men drink, bet on fighters, and throw cash like it means nothing.
Why does none of that exist here? I'm in very need of money right now
man,.... I could even m*rder or aainate someone for money
I need atleast 6,025 pounds immediately to build a PC

I found the place, but the thing
I can't say the name— it's the first rule

The word “nothing” is something. Explain that.

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying like that’s going to motivate them?

If two vegetarians argue, is it still beef?

Why do we say “heads up” when we actually mean “duck”?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why do they use doors in movies?

You don’t realize how loud chewing is until it’s not you chewing.

Your ancestors need you to lock in son

The Ship of Theseus isn’t confusing because of the ship. It’s confusing because people do the same thing with their personality and still expect others to recognize them.

you can sit in the same spot for hours
but the moment someone sees you, it feels like you’ve been there too long

my ability to do nothing
while thinking about doing everything
should be clinically observed