when you start spending your time at r/bald

i was less of a schizo mean person last year

going to another year

weekend baby

posting with a mac

*buys a burrito to a friend*

Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which 🚶

I should write a book

Mastering the art of giving someone an ick: The definitive guide

GoOd SeNsE oF hUmOr

the dog stood at the corner. i called it a hotdog

"If, of three friends (A, B, and C), A should die, then B loses not only A but "A's part in C", while C loses not only A but "A's part in B". In each of my friends there is something that only some other friend can fully bring out. By myself I am not large enough to call the whole man into activity; I want other lights than my own to show all his facets."
Taken from “The Four Loves” by C.S. Lewis