Johnny’s plot in Strive is gonna revolve around him trying to find Faust to fix his receding hairline.

wait the first time didnt post both images lets try again #GGST

GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- OFFICIAL SITE

Dota patch notes are so detailed and talk about hyper specific changes that 99.99999% of the people who play the game have no idea how the actual mechanic work and fgc patch notes are like

"Punch has had turgidity normalized. Priority adjusted. Damage is…

What I learned most from the Strive patch notes is that the EU can't lab

Initial patch thoughts:
5P buff=EXCELLENT
f.S buff/slidehead rework=Might be good? Need to see it in action
FMF burf=I'll take the trade
Flick buffs=EXCELLENT
Heavenly nerf=:(
Giganter buff=extremely minor but that's nice