"The pilot didn't Eject Ejaculate 💦 on time."

- Pak Jaahil Media

🇺🇸U.S. politician Valentina Gomez stormed a Muslim protest in Texas, seized the microphone, and shouted,,

"Islam is the religion of rape, incest, and pedophilia... I will NEVER let Sharia Law take over Texas".

🚨 BREAKING:

Hindu, Muslim, Christian — everyone’s caste to be officially counted.

Modi Govt rolls out Caste Census across religions.

https://x.com/MeghUpdates/status/1917894814164570357

"Ghar Mein Ghuske Marna Mat, Gharme Ghuske Baith Jana"

- Owaisi

Should send the Waqf Board to handle this as they are experts in encroachment (Kabza).

❗The states that got benefited from global relocation.

❗Just IN

🇺🇸🇨🇳 Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says China is "not behind" the US in artificial intelligence.

⚠️ Use 🎧

Chad Indian Aunty Humiliates a 🇵🇰Porki outside Pak High Commission in 🇬🇧UK

🚨 BREAKING

Trump administration weighs sending migrants who have criminal records to Libya and Rwanda, reports CNN.

Saudi Arabia has banned its male citizens from marrying women from low-level converts from Pakistan, Bangladesh, Chad, and Myanmar.

This regulation aims to discourage Saudi men from marrying foreigners and imposes strict formalities, including government approval and submission of marriage applications through official channels.

The ban affects about 500,000 women from these countries residing in Saudi Arabia.

❗Number of companies operational in Jammu & Kashmir.

March 2015: 2,318
March 2020: 3,293
March 2025: 8,168

Massive surge of companies in J&K in the last 5 years.

(corporate affairs ministry data)

❗Arvind Shrivastava takes charge as new Revenue Secretary

Arvind Shrivastava on Thursday took charge as the new Secretary in the Department of Revenue, Ministry of Finance.

The Appointments Committee of the Cabinet had on April 18 appointed him as the Revenue Secretary. Previously, Shrivastava, a 1994-batch IAS officer of the Karnataka cadre, served as Joint Secretary and then Additional Secretary in the Prime Minister's Office.

A Pak national staying in Kashmir india was given a rousing farewell by her Ummah Brothers as she fcuked off to her country of origin.

🚨 Home Minister Amit Shah — "Har vyakti ko chun chun ke jawab bhi milega, jawab bhi diya jayega..."

"This is the Narendra Modi govt; no one will be SPARED. It is our resolve to uproot terrorism from every inch of this country and it will be ACCOMPLISHED." 🎯

https://x.com/MeghUpdates/status/1917929583560569111

❗Fans caused 1.74-magnitude earthquake during Liverpool's Premier League-winning match

Liverpool fans caused a 1.74-magnitude earthquake while celebrating Alexis Mac Allister's goal in the 24th minute in the Premier League title-winning match against Tottenham at Anfield on April 27 (Sunday). A 1.60-magnitude tremor was also caused by the fans after Mohamed Salah scored in the second-half. Liverpool won the match 5-1, clinching their 20th English first division title.

❗The Panchmukhi Doli of Shri Baba Kedarnath has reached Kedarnath Dham.

The gates of Shri Kedarnath Dham are scheduled to open for devotees at 7 AM tomorrow — MASSIVE crowd of Sanatanis gathered.

https://x.com/MeghUpdates/status/1917939705955652054

❗BREAKING

Transgender women barred from women's football by English and Scottish Football Associations

Heard Shahid Afridi is barking on social media against India.

This is how he was welcomed in Pakistan by his Kaumi, after his trademark duck in the 2007 World Cup final against India.