"Welcome Habibi, I was missing you. I wanted to share a new plan to destroy Israel. Now, we can discuss that in private without the fear of Mossad."

- Ismail Haneyih

"Thank you Ismail, but now I am waiting for Allah to destroy Israel, I have done by bit."

- Yahya Sinwar

Canadian Grandma thinks Canada has been taken over by Indians.

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Centre has issued an order to amend the guidelines for the Disposal of Enemy Property Order, 2018.

The amended guideline will now be called the Guidelines for the Disposal of Enemy Property (Amendment) Order, 2024.

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'Abhi to Sirf Goli Lage Hai, Aur Bhi Kuch Lagega'

“Will the police garland them or shower flowers on them…?”

OP Rajbhar’s take on Bahraich encounter, gives clear-cut ultimatum to criminals - Dead or Alive.

Congress mourns the firing at Sarfaraz and Talib by UP Police, says it's Staged Encounter.

"They (Yogi) are just trying to cover up their failure," says Ajay Rai, Congress Chief UP.

"Opposition will stand with Govt, and speak in one voice.

Government should take LoP Rahul Gandhi in confidence and brief him about the situation."

- Pawan Khera

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Brief a guy who doesn't spare a single chance to defame india on foreign soil..?

The planners of the 7/10 massacre and its executors are killed one by one. As promised by Israel.

No one lasted more than a year. Only Sinwar who took 10 extra days to meet his Hoors.

Next in Line

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Brotherly advice,

"The 72 virgins promise is false."

At All India Institute Of Ayurveda, CJI DY Chandrachud says,

"Ayurveda is not just confined to India. Ayurveda represents critical elements in holistic well-being.

I am personally a proponent of Ayurveda, and have been following it for several years along with members of my family."

"Law and order in Uttar Pradesh have collapsed, there is a growing list of fake encounters in the state."

- Supriya Shrinate

Union Minister Giriraj Singh responds:

"Such criminals should be killed but they are alive that is more than enough."

NEW: Noncommunicable diseases (NCDs) such as heart disease, stroke, diabetes, and cancer are responsible for nearly 90 percent of deaths in the Western Pacific region, according to a new report from the World Health Organization (WHO) released on Thursday.

After Yahya’s Elimination 🥂

⚡ Germany to supply Ukraine with AIM-9L guided missiles, 4,000 strike and over 300 reconnaissance UAVs, German Cabinet of Ministers announced

British Man Uncovers Rare Condition of Triphallia with Three Penises

A British man recently discovered he has three penises, a condition known as triphallia, of which he was previously unaware.

This rare anatomical anomaly has sparked discussions about the importance of medical awareness and regular health check-ups.

Experts highlight that such unique cases underscore the complexities of human anatomy and the need for increased awareness of unusual medical conditions

Trump surprise visit at barber shop, got cheerful Welcome!!

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