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“The International Criminal Court must issue a warrant of arrest against Netanyahu.”

— President of South Africa's EFF party, Julius Malema

⚡US to Invest 4600 crore In Colombo’s Adani Port.

The U.S. International Development Finance Corporation (DFC) has announced a $553 million investment in the Adani Ports-led container terminal project in Colombo, less than a year after American financial research firm Hindenburg accused the Adani Group of pulling the “largest con in corporate history”.

"Every time a poor American Fisherman will dock it's ship at Adani Port in Colombo, the money will go in Adani's pocket."

- Shri Rahul Gandhi

#Satire

The European Commission recommended starting negotiations on accession to the EU with Ukraine and Moldova

Arrest of a sheep herder a resident of East Jerusalem by Israeli police.

Armenia purchases new batch of Indian weapons – European Times

Assam Congress MLA Aftabuddin Mollah arrested for derogatory remarks on priests. A case has been registered against him under various sections.

“Wherever there is any rape, the temples priests and namgharias are involved,” the Jaleswar MLA reportedly claimed at a public meeting in Goalpara district.

Mollah made the remarks in response to a statement by All India United Democratic Front chief Badruddin Ajmal who had said last month that Muslims are “number one in Robbery, Dacoity and Rape”.

Paki citizens not getting passports amid "lamination paper" shortage.

🇵🇰'Riyasat-e-Pudina' citizens are facing difficulty in acquiring new passports due to a lack of lamination paper in the country. Pakistan imports 'lamination paper' from 🇫🇷France.

Earlier, Pakistani Citizens gave a call to Boycott French Products over France holding the "Mohammad Cartoon Competition"

Aata 🌾 ❌

Fuel ✈️. ❌

Lamination Paper 🧻 ❌

Izzat - Woh To Kabh Ki Lut Chuki Hai. ✅

🐂 OX-ford Passout. ?

Mathematics-KMKB Kar Diya.

❗️The European Commission recommended starting negotiations on accession to the EU with Ukraine and Moldova.

The ☪️ Al-Mustafa Mosque in Khan Yunis has been hit with a ✡️ Yahood Missile. Casualties reported.

Reuters: Vladimir Zelensky said that Ukraine will ensure the restoration of the country without corruption.

'GEMS OF PAKISTAN'

"The FATF will soon add India to its Blacklist."

- Retarded Porki Media.

Having lost their mental balance, due to lack of Food and Fuel, Porki Media is claiming that India is soon going to be put on the FATF list. They claim that RSS is actively promoting anarchy and terrorism around the World, while being directly supervised by the Modi administration.

Pakistan now holds the US and Afghan Taliban solely responsible for domestic terrorism.

"US weapons in Afghanistan are being used against Pakistan and there has been a 60% increase in terrorism in Pakistan since the Taliban took over in Afghanistan."

- Riyasat-e-Pudina's acting PM Anwaar-ul-Haq Kakar.

India's first Vande Sadharan train on trail run between Mumbai & Ahemdabad.