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Cigarette to become expensive by about 16%
Modi Govt and RSS hates Nehru family to such an extent, that they're targetting cigarettes, which was a living memory of Gulabi chacha and Edwina. ๐Ÿ˜ 

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Expert Opinion by a World renowned economist:

Budget is an absolute failure. Fiscal deficit is not under control.

Modi Govt has done nothing for the salaried class people. Businessmen are also very angry with this Govt.

I would rate this budget - 3/10.

2 points extra because Nirmala Sitharaman wore a beautiful saree. ๐Ÿ’œ

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India Budget 2023: Allocations for countries (In Crores):

Bhutan Rs 2400.58
Nepal Rs 550
Mauritius. Rs 460.79
Maldives Rs 400
Myanmar. Rs 400
Africal Countries: Rs 250
Afghanistan Rs 200
Bangladesh Rs 200
Sri Lanka. Rs 150
Seychelles Rs 10
Mongolia Rs 7
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Rana Ayyub used crowd-sourced money donations for slum dwellers, COVID-19 victims, etc - for her personal luxury and enjoyment: ED to Supreme Court.

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Pakistan-origin singer Omar Esa and his Bangladesh-origin wife Sharmin Begum posted a a picture from their bed on FB and wrote we named our child 'India' because he always sleeps between us (that is India between his parents Pakistan and Bangladesh)

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Forwarded from ๐ŸŒค ั•ฯ…ัฮฑื  ฯ ะผฯƒโˆ‚ฮน ๐ŸŒค
There should be a limit for hypocrisy.
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โšกMass protests in the Police force of Pakistan occupied Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province.

They have threatened to mass resign, if a proper investigation into the Peshawar Mosque blast isn't done, wherein atleast 100 people lost their lives.

Many Police personnel say they're not safe under the Pakistani regime.

They also chanted 'We know the unknowns', - blaming the Pakistani regime for the blast.

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Forwarded from Bala
Peshawar blast is now proving to be the first step towards disintegration of Pakistan. Now all have to accept that Peshawar suicide blast will prove to be the first step towards disintegration of Pakistan. The depth of this game starts with misplaced trust in govt. institutions, the Pakhtuns in KPK police have some inkling that Peshawar blast was ISI and Pakistan armyโ€™s doing, now the KPK police if joins the TTP ranks then theyโ€™ll have to just hit the Pakistan army check posts, border outposts, camps in KPK.
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If the slabs are taxing income from 3L-6L@ 5%,

Then how ZERO tax on income of 7L?

Ans. If you earn upto 7L, no tax

If you earn โ‚น7.5L, then tax is:
A. โ‚น0 on โ‚น0-3L: 0%
B. โ‚น15,000 on โ‚น3-6L: 5%
C. โ‚น15,000 (โ‚น7.5L-6L) on โ‚น6-9L: 10%

A+B+C=โ‚น30,000+Sur+Cess
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Taliban Foreign Minister Amir Khan Muttaqi advised Pakistan to stop blaming Afghanistan for the Peshawar mosque bombing and instead conduct a thorough investigation into the carnage.

Meanwhile, Foreign Minister of Pakistan Bilawal Bhutto Zardari to meet US President Joe Biden to discuss the "current economic and security situation" of Pakistan.

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Monisha beta "discuss current economic and security situation" bolo, "bheek mangna is too middle class
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