Now MasterChef Junaid Bhai, wearing SAFFRON, has taken over from Mohammed Kasai to serve Halal food to Cockroaches.

CJP has outsourced catering to the kaum which holds an IMPECCABLE record in food hygiene.

Meghupdates has shared thousands of videos on Thook Jihad.

Alas, only if these cockroaches would have subscribed to our channel they would have had some enlightenment.

🚨 BIG BREAKING

Maharashtra has BANNED the use of newspapers and recycled printed paper for serving, wrapping, or storing food 🔥

— The order aims to prevent food contamination from printing ink and other harmful chemicals.

Sanjay Raut has been threatening the rebel MP saying he will break them and get them BEATEN-UP, if they come to Mumbai and even telling them to keep the Indian Army for their security.

But after Rebel MP Sanjay Dina Patil threatened to bomb 💣 him, Raut went to the Mumbai Police asking for security for himself, saying he fears they might be attacked.

Kangladeshis are getting Buy 1 Get 1 offer

🚨 ANOTHER BIG SETBACK FOR UDDHAV THACKERAY AND SHARAD PAWAR ⏳

23 of 60 Maha Vikas Aghadi (MVA) MLAs SKIPPED the Maharashtra Assembly Monsoon Session strategy meeting.

— Several MLAs from Uddhav Sena and Sharad Pawar's NCP faction were ABSENT.

With folded hands Abhijit Dickpe BEGS again, requests wokes to join the protest.

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Amazon will invest $48 BILLION in India over the next five years after CEO Andy Jassy met PM Modi.

— More than $21 billion will go into AI & cloud infrastructure.

— By 2030, Amazon aims to support 3.8 million jobs, enable $80 billion in e-commerce exports, & bring AI to 15 million small businesses.

"India to resume tourist visas for 🇧🇩Kangladeshis from June 28 after nearly two years."

- Newly appointed Indian High Commissioner to Dhaka, Dinesh Trivedi.

Who wants them...?

🚨A heart-wrenching case has come to light from Baghpat in UP, where in the Ramala area, the limits of cruelty against a voiceless cow was crossed beyond measure.

An innocent cow that wandered into a lane was mercilessly beaten with sticks by 7th Century Yunus, and his entire act was captured on a nearby CCTV camera.

As soon as the video of this inhuman incident went viral on social media, the UP Police took immediate cognizance of the matter without wasting a moment.

Taking swift action, the police not only registered a case against the accused Yunus under serious sections but also sent him behind bars after giving him a body massage.

🚨 BIG! Bajrang Dal EXPOSES alleged CONVERSION Racket in Kota, Rajasthan.

40,000+ obscene videos of Hindu women recovered from accused Manish Sharma (alias Moin Khan)'s phone.

Police probe claims of grooming, blackmail & conversion via Telegram/Snapchat/Discord groups with Pakistan links

"There is a rise in anti-Hindu and anti-Indian hate in America.

Yesterday, an elected official in Florida called for me to be deported. I’m not going anywhere. We’re not going anywhere."

- 🇺🇸U.S. Congressman Raja Krishnamoorthi

"These people have stolen Bhagwan Ram's sandals, stolen the garland, stolen the lamps, stolen the jewelry, stolen the diamonds and gems, stolen the offerings made to the Lord.

My heart is extremely DISTRESSED. Tomorrow I will go for the darshan of Bhagwan Ram. I will go to Shri Ram Mandir, I will go to Hanuman Garhi, I will meet the saints."

- Alleged Ram Bhakt, Arvind Kejriwal

A Deet Cockroach Rapper performing in front of barely 20 cockroaches at the CJP protest.

'Kare Thi Padaye, Socha Bahar Aawunga Mein NAALE Se.

Chahe Maro Kaala Hit, Phir Bhi Aawu Ga Mein Laut Ke'

CJP Founder, and Aam Aadmi Abhijit Dickpe is washing his dirty face with Roohani Mineral Water supplied by Mohammad.

Jitendra Awhad : “They are not giving us an office, so we will sit on the stairs. We will decide the time, and our MLAs will sit there.”

Penguin 🐧: “Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai.”