⚡BREAKING:

Jaishankar takes a jibe at America.

"Some entrenched powers find it hard to come to terms with a loss of competitiveness. The international economy then becomes a zero sum game."

Cockroach:

"Indian police, Police ke naam pe dhabba hai. I can say it on their face.

We have seen 🇯🇵Japan Police, ONLINE. They are better than 🇮🇳Indian Police."

🚨 BIG! NCERT's new Class 9 Social Science textbook includes, for the first time, a dedicated chapter on the 1975–77 Emergency.

— The chapter describes the EMERGENCY as a "Challenge to Indian Democracy."
— It discusses the suspension of Fundamental Rights, press censorship, arrests of Opposition leaders, & the constitutional impact of the period.

CJP spokesperson Vijeta Dahiya, who is a Carbon Copy of Rahul Gandhi was dancing again at the protest site and begging for Haqh.

🚨 BIG CLAIM by India Today

The two forensic labs that declared the Bhagwant Mann video fake were allegedly operating WITHOUT VALID licences.

— Gurugram Police have ARRESTED two individuals amid allegations of a ₹10 lakh bribe to forge the reports.

MAZA-HUB

Desperate NCP MLA Sana Malik insists on having female company.

"Under Muslim Personal Law, polygamy is permitted and Constitution of India grants citizens the right to practice their religion'

Now MasterChef Junaid Bhai, wearing SAFFRON, has taken over from Mohammed Kasai to serve Halal food to Cockroaches.

CJP has outsourced catering to the kaum which holds an IMPECCABLE record in food hygiene.

Meghupdates has shared thousands of videos on Thook Jihad.

Alas, only if these cockroaches would have subscribed to our channel they would have had some enlightenment.

🚨 BIG BREAKING

Maharashtra has BANNED the use of newspapers and recycled printed paper for serving, wrapping, or storing food 🔥

— The order aims to prevent food contamination from printing ink and other harmful chemicals.

Sanjay Raut has been threatening the rebel MP saying he will break them and get them BEATEN-UP, if they come to Mumbai and even telling them to keep the Indian Army for their security.

But after Rebel MP Sanjay Dina Patil threatened to bomb 💣 him, Raut went to the Mumbai Police asking for security for himself, saying he fears they might be attacked.

Kangladeshis are getting Buy 1 Get 1 offer

🚨 ANOTHER BIG SETBACK FOR UDDHAV THACKERAY AND SHARAD PAWAR ⏳

23 of 60 Maha Vikas Aghadi (MVA) MLAs SKIPPED the Maharashtra Assembly Monsoon Session strategy meeting.

— Several MLAs from Uddhav Sena and Sharad Pawar's NCP faction were ABSENT.

With folded hands Abhijit Dickpe BEGS again, requests wokes to join the protest.

🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Amazon will invest $48 BILLION in India over the next five years after CEO Andy Jassy met PM Modi.

— More than $21 billion will go into AI & cloud infrastructure.

— By 2030, Amazon aims to support 3.8 million jobs, enable $80 billion in e-commerce exports, & bring AI to 15 million small businesses.

"India to resume tourist visas for 🇧🇩Kangladeshis from June 28 after nearly two years."

- Newly appointed Indian High Commissioner to Dhaka, Dinesh Trivedi.

Who wants them...?

🚨A heart-wrenching case has come to light from Baghpat in UP, where in the Ramala area, the limits of cruelty against a voiceless cow was crossed beyond measure.

An innocent cow that wandered into a lane was mercilessly beaten with sticks by 7th Century Yunus, and his entire act was captured on a nearby CCTV camera.

As soon as the video of this inhuman incident went viral on social media, the UP Police took immediate cognizance of the matter without wasting a moment.

Taking swift action, the police not only registered a case against the accused Yunus under serious sections but also sent him behind bars after giving him a body massage.