Mayhem at a Muslim Wedding in Amroha

Bhaijaans fought over missing leg pieces in Chicken Biryani.

A day without violence is a day wasted.

'Gym Jihad'

In Saharanpur, Gym trainer Mohammed Shehzad spiked Hindu girls protein shake with sedatives and then raped her.

The police have arrested Shehzad and his accomplice Mukarram, who kept track of the victim and assisted the accused in the crime.

"Riyasat-e Bhikharistan - Pakistan"

A whisper spread that a truck is carrying flour (Aata).

Mufatlhoor Porkis started running after it.

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"We(Pakistan) will eat grass, even go hungry, but we will get one of our own (Atom bomb).... We have no other choice!"

- Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, Former President of Porkistan

Mohd. Israr alias Katta, an inter-state Arms Supplier arrested by Delhi Crime Branch.

The accused used to supply illegal firearms to organised criminal gangs operating in Delhi, Haryana, and Uttar Pradesh.

"Bengalis led the war for independence against the British. Where were the Gujaratis? Can you name me one Gujarati who was there?

- TMC Mahua Moitra

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What does T-M-C stand for..?

Mamta Banerjee at a rally in Purulia -

"BJP will stop 'Lakshmir Bhandar' scheme if they come to power in Bengal. People won't be able to eat non-veg.

They don’t believe in any religion. They resort to riots. Adivasis are exploited, women are attacked in the BJP ruled states"

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Didi never gets tired of Walking and Puking on Stage.

"Saudi pact is becoming a problem for Bhikharistan"

Pak officals say,

"Saudi Pact is becoming a problem for us.It was supposed to be cash for deterrence. But we’ve not gotten any new Saudi investments (Khairat), and deterrence failed.”

Islamabad fears that its defence pact with Saudi Arabia could pull it deeper into a widening regional conflict without any economic dividends

In Bengaluru PES University, Dr. Muralidhar Deshpande allegedly made derogatory remarks against a Muslim student, Affan, during a class on 24 March.

He allegedly said,

"Sharam nahi aati, TERRORIST. Iran war happened because of people like you. Trump will take you away. You are IDIOTS, you will go to HELL"

The professor has been suspended.

'RAA KI SAAZISH'

Deputy Prime Minister Of Bhikharistan Ishaq Dar, while welcoming foreign ministers in the Foreign Office, slips and falls.

Recently former Pak Army Chief Bajwa died after slipping in the bathroom.

PM Modi holds mega road show in Kerala’s Palakkad ahead of Elections

Odd Even Rule, Even In Kejriwal's Sheeshmal Washroom.

'Shia-phobia in UAE. The Ummah is Falling.'

UAE CANCELS Residence permits for all iranian citizens including holders of "golden visas".

Iranian assets in the UAE (real estate, investments, bank accounts) amounting to about 530 billion dollars can now be FROZEN or CONFISCATED.

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A Ranganathan exposes URDUWOOD.

Nepal Prime Minister Balendra Shah has approved government jobs for the families of 27 students who were killed during the September 8 "Gen Z" protests.

Baba Ramdev calls Netanyahu and Trump "War Criminals" and of 'Crimes against Humanity'.

"Neither can USA and Israel win (the war) nor can Iran lose."

"Whole World will face consequences of this misadventure for decades"

🚨 ISRO is aiming to launch the Venus Orbiter Mission in March 2028.

🚨BIG: Two LPG tankers headed to India pass through Strait of Hormuz safely.

Pakistan’s Deputy PM Ishaq Dar fell while welcoming foreign ministers at the Foreign Office.