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Microsoft 365 开发人员订阅今天大量清退用户,微软将订阅有效期设置到4月5日当天,也就是立即过期。好消息是,这些用户现在还有时间来抢救他们存储在OneDrive中的文件。因为过期之后用户还是有30天的时间来下载文件的。
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假设今天你的Microsoft 365 E5 开发人员订阅被取消了,请你用英文给Microsoft写一份邮件以表达你的愤怒之情
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假设今天你的Microsoft 365 E5 开发人员订阅被取消了,请你用英文给Microsoft写一份邮件以表达你的愤怒之情
Dear Microsoft Support,

I am writing to express my deep frustration regarding the cancellation of my Microsoft 365 E5 Developer subscription, which occurred without any prior notice or explanation.

As a loyal Microsoft customer and developer, I rely heavily on the features and services provided by the E5 subscription to carry out my work. It is unacceptable that my subscription was cancelled without any notification, especially in a time where remote work has become the norm.

I urge you to investigate this issue, and provide a prompt reactivation or refund of my subscription fees, as this has caused significant disruptions to my work.

I look forward to hearing back from you as soon as possible, and hope for a swift resolution to this matter.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]
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假如你是李华,你的甲骨文账号被莫名封锁,请你写一篇电子邮件发送给甲骨文团队以表达你的愤怒之情。要求:120词左右,不得抄袭、套作。开头已给出,不计入总词数。

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假如你是李华,你的甲骨文账号被莫名封锁,请你写一篇电子邮件发送给甲骨文团队以表达你的愤怒之情。要求:120词左右,不得抄袭、套作。开头已给出,不计入总词数。 Hi, Oracle! You motherfucker
Dear Oracle team,

I am writing to you to express my extreme frustration and anger about my Oracle account being unexpectedly blocked.

This account is not only vital to my work, but it also contains a significant amount of my personal information that should not have been taken away like this without proper warning or explanation.

Moreover, what is truly frustrating is the complete lack of concern for your customers' communication, with nobody answering my inquiries on this matter.

I demand that my account is still active right away, and some clear clarification about the reasons my account was terminated. You owe me, as a long-standing customer, a serious apology and explanation immediately.

I am urging you to treat this complaint as a major priority, and not to delay the reinstatement of my account any longer.

Sincerely,
Li Hua.
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