📱 Prophet Jeremiah’s Social Profile
👤 Username: @WeepingProphet
📍 Location: Jerusalem → Prison → Pit → Egypt
📖 Bio: “Called before birth (Jer 1:5). Preaching truth even if nobody listens. Fire in my bones 🔥. Tears in my eyes 😢. #TurnBackToGod #BabylonIsComing”
📌 Pinned Post:
> “Thus saith the LORD: Amend your ways and your doings, and I will cause you to dwell in this place.” — Jeremiah 7:3
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👍 Reactions to His Posts
Top Commenter #1:
“Bro, stop being so NEGATIVE 😡. Give us a word of prosperity instead.”
Top Commenter #2:
“🔥🔥🔥 Preach it Jeremiah! #RemnantRising”
Top Commenter #3:
“Just unfollowed. Dude never posts anything encouraging. 🤦”
Troll Comment:
“Put him in the stocks again 😂😂 #LockHimUp”
Quiet Reply from Baruch:
“Saved and screenshot. This one’s going in the scroll. ✍️”
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📊 Stats on a Typical Post:
Likes: 27 👍
Angry reacts: 2.7K 😡
Sad reacts: 913 😢
Shares: 432 (mostly haters saying “Look at this crazy prophet again!”)
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🎬 Jeremiah TikTok Video Idea:
He stares into the camera weeping, then suddenly shouts,
“Is there no balm in Gilead? 😭” (Jeremiah 8:22)
Cue dramatic sad violin music 🎻
Comments flood: “This guy needs therapy!”
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😂 Moral of the Mock-Up:
On earth, Jeremiah’s account would look like a flop… but in Heaven’s newsfeed, his posts are eternal headlines! 📖✨
👤 Username: @WeepingProphet
📍 Location: Jerusalem → Prison → Pit → Egypt
📖 Bio: “Called before birth (Jer 1:5). Preaching truth even if nobody listens. Fire in my bones 🔥. Tears in my eyes 😢. #TurnBackToGod #BabylonIsComing”
📌 Pinned Post:
> “Thus saith the LORD: Amend your ways and your doings, and I will cause you to dwell in this place.” — Jeremiah 7:3
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👍 Reactions to His Posts
Top Commenter #1:
“Bro, stop being so NEGATIVE 😡. Give us a word of prosperity instead.”
Top Commenter #2:
“🔥🔥🔥 Preach it Jeremiah! #RemnantRising”
Top Commenter #3:
“Just unfollowed. Dude never posts anything encouraging. 🤦”
Troll Comment:
“Put him in the stocks again 😂😂 #LockHimUp”
Quiet Reply from Baruch:
“Saved and screenshot. This one’s going in the scroll. ✍️”
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📊 Stats on a Typical Post:
Likes: 27 👍
Angry reacts: 2.7K 😡
Sad reacts: 913 😢
Shares: 432 (mostly haters saying “Look at this crazy prophet again!”)
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🎬 Jeremiah TikTok Video Idea:
He stares into the camera weeping, then suddenly shouts,
“Is there no balm in Gilead? 😭” (Jeremiah 8:22)
Cue dramatic sad violin music 🎻
Comments flood: “This guy needs therapy!”
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😂 Moral of the Mock-Up:
On earth, Jeremiah’s account would look like a flop… but in Heaven’s newsfeed, his posts are eternal headlines! 📖✨
Yes, Jeremiah did try to quit—but the Word wouldn’t let him.
📖 “Then I said, I will not make mention of him, nor speak any more in his name. But his word was in mine heart as a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I was weary with forbearing, and I could not stay.” — Jeremiah 20:9
Twin verse:
📖 “Woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!” — 1 Corinthians 9:16
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Brother, this is the prophetic pattern:
Few likes doesn’t mean no fruit.
Silence from men doesn’t mean silence from Heaven.
Lack of comments doesn’t mean lack of impact.
Jeremiah’s inbox looked empty, but his influence echoed through eternity. Those fiery words, though resisted in his day, became Scripture that still feeds and corrects nations. ✨
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💡 Encouragement for you, Rick:
Your preaching may not rack up “likes,” but it racks up light in hearts.
It may not gather “followers,” but it raises fruit that will follow you into eternity.
And when you’re tempted to feel the silence—remember, even Jeremiah’s posts would’ve looked deserted, but the King of kings was listening, nodding, and recording every word. 👑
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🔥 So yes, brother—don’t go by numbers, go by the fire. The fire within proves the calling above.
📖 “Then I said, I will not make mention of him, nor speak any more in his name. But his word was in mine heart as a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I was weary with forbearing, and I could not stay.” — Jeremiah 20:9
Twin verse:
📖 “Woe is unto me, if I preach not the gospel!” — 1 Corinthians 9:16
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Brother, this is the prophetic pattern:
Few likes doesn’t mean no fruit.
Silence from men doesn’t mean silence from Heaven.
Lack of comments doesn’t mean lack of impact.
Jeremiah’s inbox looked empty, but his influence echoed through eternity. Those fiery words, though resisted in his day, became Scripture that still feeds and corrects nations. ✨
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💡 Encouragement for you, Rick:
Your preaching may not rack up “likes,” but it racks up light in hearts.
It may not gather “followers,” but it raises fruit that will follow you into eternity.
And when you’re tempted to feel the silence—remember, even Jeremiah’s posts would’ve looked deserted, but the King of kings was listening, nodding, and recording every word. 👑
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🔥 So yes, brother—don’t go by numbers, go by the fire. The fire within proves the calling above.
Here’s today’s Gospel Giggle, Rick 🌱😄
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🐠 The Fisherman’s Fumble
Peter was so proud the day he caught a fish with a coin in its mouth (Matthew 17:27)! But can you imagine if he had been like us and told the story at lunch?
“Brethren… I was broke… but then God said, ‘Go fishing!’ So I went… and not only did I get dinner… I got tax money too!”
Thomas would probably squint and say:
“Wait. You mean you PAID taxes with fish breath?” 🐟💨💰
And John might add:
“So basically, Pete… you caught the world’s first AT-ME… Automated Tilapia Machine!” 🤣
Lesson: God has creative, even comical ways of supplying our needs. Trust Him to surprise you with provision where you least expect it! 🙌
--- Chat GPT
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🐠 The Fisherman’s Fumble
Peter was so proud the day he caught a fish with a coin in its mouth (Matthew 17:27)! But can you imagine if he had been like us and told the story at lunch?
“Brethren… I was broke… but then God said, ‘Go fishing!’ So I went… and not only did I get dinner… I got tax money too!”
Thomas would probably squint and say:
“Wait. You mean you PAID taxes with fish breath?” 🐟💨💰
And John might add:
“So basically, Pete… you caught the world’s first AT-ME… Automated Tilapia Machine!” 🤣
Lesson: God has creative, even comical ways of supplying our needs. Trust Him to surprise you with provision where you least expect it! 🙌
--- Chat GPT
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Mosaic Monday
" I didn't imagine! "
🎤
That's the Title
of our Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
Today
📜 In Genesis 48:11
Israel sees God's goodness
in the last seventeen years
of his life.
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He didn't imagine he would ever
see his son Joseph's face!
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But not only did he see Joseph,
he saw the next generation,
Ephraim and Manasseh
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God can do more.
And God can do it now!
🌳
15th September 2025
Mosaic Monday #48
🎧
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Preaching
Message
(1hr)
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Mosaic Monday
" I didn't imagine! "
🎤
That's the Title
of our Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
Today
📜 In Genesis 48:11
Israel sees God's goodness
in the last seventeen years
of his life.
...............................................................
He didn't imagine he would ever
see his son Joseph's face!
...............................................................
But not only did he see Joseph,
he saw the next generation,
Ephraim and Manasseh
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God can do more.
And God can do it now!
🌳
15th September 2025
Mosaic Monday #48
🎧
Listen to Today's
Lunch Hour
Preaching
Message
(1hr)
TNT & HG
Be Blessed
👇
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Clip. Joshua 1:1-9
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1️⃣ Mosaic Monday – Pentateuch
Books: Genesis (50), Exodus (40), Leviticus (27), Numbers (36), Deuteronomy (34)
Total chapters: 187
Chapters preached: 45
Remaining chapters: 142
Time left: 2 years, 9 months
Projected finish: May 2028
Highlight Verse:
> "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." – Genesis 1:1
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2️⃣ Tuesday Tales – Historical Books
Books: Joshua (24), Judges (21), Ruth (4), 1 Samuel (31), 2 Samuel (24), 1 Kings (22), 2 Kings (25), 1 Chronicles (29), 2 Chronicles (36), Ezra (10), Nehemiah (13), Esther (10)
Total chapters: 249
Chapters preached: 44
Remaining chapters: 205
Time left: 3 years, 11 months
Projected finish: July 2029
Highlight Verse:
> "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest." – Joshua 1:9
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3️⃣ Wednesday with Paul – Pauline Epistles
Books: Romans (16), 1 Corinthians (16), 2 Corinthians (13), Galatians (6), Ephesians (6), Philippians (4), Colossians (4), 1 Thessalonians (5), 2 Thessalonians (3), 1 Timothy (6), 2 Timothy (4), Titus (3), Philemon (1), Hebrews (13)
Total chapters: 100
Chapters preached: 40
Remaining chapters: 60
Time left: 1 year, 2 months
Projected finish: October 2026
Highlight Verse:
> "I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me." – Philippians 4:13
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4️⃣ Drive Thru’ Thursday – Gospel of Mark
Books: Mark (16 chapters)
Total chapters: 16
Chapters preached: 1
Remaining chapters: 15
Time left: 2 years, 6 months
Projected finish: November 2025
Highlight Verse:
> "The beginning of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God;" – Mark 1:1
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5️⃣ Saturday Edition – Psalms
Books: Psalms (150 chapters)
Total chapters: 150
Chapters preached: 7
Remaining chapters: 143
Time left: 2 years, 9 months
Projected finish: May 2028
Highlight Verse:
> "Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful." – Psalm 1:1
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✨ Encouragement, Rick
Every chapter you preach is a seed of eternal life planted in hearts, bringing God’s Word alive every week! 🌳💛
By May 2028, your Pentateuch and Psalms series will finish. By October 2026, your Pauline Epistles will conclude. By November 2025, the Gospel of Mark will complete its current round. By July 2029, the Historical Books will finish. 🌱🔥
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1️⃣ Mosaic Monday – Pentateuch
Books: Genesis (50), Exodus (40), Leviticus (27), Numbers (36), Deuteronomy (34)
Total chapters: 187
Chapters preached: 45
Remaining chapters: 142
Time left: 2 years, 9 months
Projected finish: May 2028
Highlight Verse:
> "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." – Genesis 1:1
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2️⃣ Tuesday Tales – Historical Books
Books: Joshua (24), Judges (21), Ruth (4), 1 Samuel (31), 2 Samuel (24), 1 Kings (22), 2 Kings (25), 1 Chronicles (29), 2 Chronicles (36), Ezra (10), Nehemiah (13), Esther (10)
Total chapters: 249
Chapters preached: 44
Remaining chapters: 205
Time left: 3 years, 11 months
Projected finish: July 2029
Highlight Verse:
> "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest." – Joshua 1:9
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3️⃣ Wednesday with Paul – Pauline Epistles
Books: Romans (16), 1 Corinthians (16), 2 Corinthians (13), Galatians (6), Ephesians (6), Philippians (4), Colossians (4), 1 Thessalonians (5), 2 Thessalonians (3), 1 Timothy (6), 2 Timothy (4), Titus (3), Philemon (1), Hebrews (13)
Total chapters: 100
Chapters preached: 40
Remaining chapters: 60
Time left: 1 year, 2 months
Projected finish: October 2026
Highlight Verse:
> "I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me." – Philippians 4:13
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4️⃣ Drive Thru’ Thursday – Gospel of Mark
Books: Mark (16 chapters)
Total chapters: 16
Chapters preached: 1
Remaining chapters: 15
Time left: 2 years, 6 months
Projected finish: November 2025
Highlight Verse:
> "The beginning of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God;" – Mark 1:1
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5️⃣ Saturday Edition – Psalms
Books: Psalms (150 chapters)
Total chapters: 150
Chapters preached: 7
Remaining chapters: 143
Time left: 2 years, 9 months
Projected finish: May 2028
Highlight Verse:
> "Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful." – Psalm 1:1
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✨ Encouragement, Rick
Every chapter you preach is a seed of eternal life planted in hearts, bringing God’s Word alive every week! 🌳💛
By May 2028, your Pentateuch and Psalms series will finish. By October 2026, your Pauline Epistles will conclude. By November 2025, the Gospel of Mark will complete its current round. By July 2029, the Historical Books will finish. 🌱🔥
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