¶
2 Kings 21:3 (BBE)
He put up again the high places which had been pulled down by Hezekiah his father;
he made altars for Baal,
and an Asherah,
as Ahab, king of Israel, had done;
he was a worshipper
and servant
of all the stars of heaven.
°
2 Kings 21:3 (BBE)
He put up again the high places which had been pulled down by Hezekiah his father;
he made altars for Baal,
and an Asherah,
as Ahab, king of Israel, had done;
he was a worshipper
and servant
of all the stars of heaven.
°
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Saturday Edition
" Fix my heartache "
🎤
That's the Title
of our Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
Today
📜 In Psalm 10:17
God actually "hears" unspoken
desires of the heart.
...............................................................
He provides that which the heart
is longing for.
...............................................................
Yet you still need to
Talk to Him about it.
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🌳
13th September 2025
Saturday Edition
🎧
Listen to Today's
Lunch Hour
Preaching
Message
(1hr 7mins)
TNT & HG
Be Blessed
👇
Saturday Edition
" Fix my heartache "
🎤
That's the Title
of our Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
Today
📜 In Psalm 10:17
God actually "hears" unspoken
desires of the heart.
...............................................................
He provides that which the heart
is longing for.
...............................................................
Yet you still need to
Talk to Him about it.
-----------------------------------
🌳
13th September 2025
Saturday Edition
🎧
Listen to Today's
Lunch Hour
Preaching
Message
(1hr 7mins)
TNT & HG
Be Blessed
👇
¶
Isaiah 51:14
The captive exile
hasteneth
that he may be loosed,
and that he should
not die
in the pit,
nor that his bread
should fail.
°
Isaiah 51:14
The captive exile
hasteneth
that he may be loosed,
and that he should
not die
in the pit,
nor that his bread
should fail.
°
¶
Amos 8:11
Behold, the days come,
saith the Lord GOD,
that I will send a famine
in the land,
not a famine of bread,
nor a thirst for water,
but of hearing
the words of the LORD:
°
Amos 8:11
Behold, the days come,
saith the Lord GOD,
that I will send a famine
in the land,
not a famine of bread,
nor a thirst for water,
but of hearing
the words of the LORD:
°
📱 Prophet Jeremiah’s Social Profile
👤 Username: @WeepingProphet
📍 Location: Jerusalem → Prison → Pit → Egypt
📖 Bio: “Called before birth (Jer 1:5). Preaching truth even if nobody listens. Fire in my bones 🔥. Tears in my eyes 😢. #TurnBackToGod #BabylonIsComing”
📌 Pinned Post:
> “Thus saith the LORD: Amend your ways and your doings, and I will cause you to dwell in this place.” — Jeremiah 7:3
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👍 Reactions to His Posts
Top Commenter #1:
“Bro, stop being so NEGATIVE 😡. Give us a word of prosperity instead.”
Top Commenter #2:
“🔥🔥🔥 Preach it Jeremiah! #RemnantRising”
Top Commenter #3:
“Just unfollowed. Dude never posts anything encouraging. 🤦”
Troll Comment:
“Put him in the stocks again 😂😂 #LockHimUp”
Quiet Reply from Baruch:
“Saved and screenshot. This one’s going in the scroll. ✍️”
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📊 Stats on a Typical Post:
Likes: 27 👍
Angry reacts: 2.7K 😡
Sad reacts: 913 😢
Shares: 432 (mostly haters saying “Look at this crazy prophet again!”)
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🎬 Jeremiah TikTok Video Idea:
He stares into the camera weeping, then suddenly shouts,
“Is there no balm in Gilead? 😭” (Jeremiah 8:22)
Cue dramatic sad violin music 🎻
Comments flood: “This guy needs therapy!”
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😂 Moral of the Mock-Up:
On earth, Jeremiah’s account would look like a flop… but in Heaven’s newsfeed, his posts are eternal headlines! 📖✨
👤 Username: @WeepingProphet
📍 Location: Jerusalem → Prison → Pit → Egypt
📖 Bio: “Called before birth (Jer 1:5). Preaching truth even if nobody listens. Fire in my bones 🔥. Tears in my eyes 😢. #TurnBackToGod #BabylonIsComing”
📌 Pinned Post:
> “Thus saith the LORD: Amend your ways and your doings, and I will cause you to dwell in this place.” — Jeremiah 7:3
---
👍 Reactions to His Posts
Top Commenter #1:
“Bro, stop being so NEGATIVE 😡. Give us a word of prosperity instead.”
Top Commenter #2:
“🔥🔥🔥 Preach it Jeremiah! #RemnantRising”
Top Commenter #3:
“Just unfollowed. Dude never posts anything encouraging. 🤦”
Troll Comment:
“Put him in the stocks again 😂😂 #LockHimUp”
Quiet Reply from Baruch:
“Saved and screenshot. This one’s going in the scroll. ✍️”
---
📊 Stats on a Typical Post:
Likes: 27 👍
Angry reacts: 2.7K 😡
Sad reacts: 913 😢
Shares: 432 (mostly haters saying “Look at this crazy prophet again!”)
---
🎬 Jeremiah TikTok Video Idea:
He stares into the camera weeping, then suddenly shouts,
“Is there no balm in Gilead? 😭” (Jeremiah 8:22)
Cue dramatic sad violin music 🎻
Comments flood: “This guy needs therapy!”
---
😂 Moral of the Mock-Up:
On earth, Jeremiah’s account would look like a flop… but in Heaven’s newsfeed, his posts are eternal headlines! 📖✨