Gospel Giggles
🏃♂️ “Running Into Grace”
So picture this: one of those prison escapees is sprinting down the backstreets of New Orleans. He’s dodging fences, ducking under clotheslines, and even snatching a leftover beignet from a porch table (because hey, man’s gotta eat).
But while running, he suddenly mutters, “Lord… if You’re real, give me grace. I can’t keep living like this.”
At that exact moment, he slips — not on a banana peel, but on a soggy gospel tract someone had dropped in the rain. He falls flat, face-first, and when he peels it off his cheek… the words read:
“Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28 KJV)
The poor guy stares at it and chuckles through the mud: “Well, Lord… that’s one way to get my attention.”
Moments later, the police catch up. But instead of cursing, he tells them, “You know what? I think it’s time I stop running from God. Just… tell the chaplain I need a Bible.”
🏃♂️ “Running Into Grace”
So picture this: one of those prison escapees is sprinting down the backstreets of New Orleans. He’s dodging fences, ducking under clotheslines, and even snatching a leftover beignet from a porch table (because hey, man’s gotta eat).
But while running, he suddenly mutters, “Lord… if You’re real, give me grace. I can’t keep living like this.”
At that exact moment, he slips — not on a banana peel, but on a soggy gospel tract someone had dropped in the rain. He falls flat, face-first, and when he peels it off his cheek… the words read:
“Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28 KJV)
The poor guy stares at it and chuckles through the mud: “Well, Lord… that’s one way to get my attention.”
Moments later, the police catch up. But instead of cursing, he tells them, “You know what? I think it’s time I stop running from God. Just… tell the chaplain I need a Bible.”
¶
Psalms 84:6
Who passing through
the valley of Baca
make it a well;
the rain also
filleth the pools.
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Psalms 84:6
Who passing through
the valley of Baca
make it a well;
the rain also
filleth the pools.
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Fiery Friday
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" To God Be all the Glory "
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Revelation 5:12
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Saying with a loud voice,
Worthy is the Lamb
that was slain
to receive power, and riches,
and wisdom, and strength,
and honour, and glory, and blessing.
_______
🎧
Fiery Friday
Lunch Hour
Preaching
(1hr)
Be Blessed.
TNT & HG
.....
👇
🔥
Fiery Friday
°
" To God Be all the Glory "
.................................................
Revelation 5:12
.................................................
Saying with a loud voice,
Worthy is the Lamb
that was slain
to receive power, and riches,
and wisdom, and strength,
and honour, and glory, and blessing.
_______
🎧
Fiery Friday
Lunch Hour
Preaching
(1hr)
Be Blessed.
TNT & HG
.....
👇