😂 Gospel Giggles: “Ahimmie the Hittite Holds Back”
David leaned in close to his men one dark night and whispered:
"Who will go down with me to Saul in the camp?" (1 Samuel 26:6).
Instantly, Abishai’s hand shot up like an eager schoolboy.
"Me! Me! Choose me! I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life!" 💪🔥
Meanwhile, poor Ahimelech the Hittite was standing nearby, nervously kicking at a stone, glancing at Saul’s army of 3,000 snoring soldiers. He cleared his throat and said under his breath:
"Ummh… yeah, I think I’ll just stay right here, but thanks for asking!" 😅
David raised an eyebrow. Abishai was already strapping on his sandals, sharpening his dagger, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. Ahimmie, on the other hand, was edging further back toward the shadows, whispering to himself:
"I mean, seriously, who sneaks into the middle of the king’s camp at night? That’s not bravery… that’s borderline insanity!"
Abishai laughed: “C’mon, Ahimmie! This is history in the making! Don’t you want your name remembered forever?”
Ahimmie muttered: “Look, my mother didn’t raise me to poke sleeping lions. I’ll be here, guarding the—uhh—the bags. Someone’s gotta hold the fort, right?” 🤷♂️
And so off David and Abishai went, tiptoeing like two teenagers sneaking into the kitchen at midnight. They came back with Saul’s spear and water jug, while Ahimmie sat shivering in the bushes, waiting.
When the story was written down, Abishai got mentioned as the bold volunteer.
And Ahimmie? Well… he got one verse. One! No mighty deeds. No glorious testimony. Just his name on record as the guy who said, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
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🎯 Lesson in the Laughter
Ahimmie the Hittite teaches us something:
Caution is good.
Fear is real.
But when caution + fear = hesitation, you can miss your moment.
Better Abishai’s boldness (even reckless at times) than Ahimmie’s retreat into safety.
📖 “Let us also go, that we may die with him.” (John 11:16 KJV).
So next time the Son of David whispers, “Who will go with me?” don’t sit back polishing your sandals. Step up, even trembling. Better to stumble forward in faith than to sit safe in fear and be forgotten.
David leaned in close to his men one dark night and whispered:
"Who will go down with me to Saul in the camp?" (1 Samuel 26:6).
Instantly, Abishai’s hand shot up like an eager schoolboy.
"Me! Me! Choose me! I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life!" 💪🔥
Meanwhile, poor Ahimelech the Hittite was standing nearby, nervously kicking at a stone, glancing at Saul’s army of 3,000 snoring soldiers. He cleared his throat and said under his breath:
"Ummh… yeah, I think I’ll just stay right here, but thanks for asking!" 😅
David raised an eyebrow. Abishai was already strapping on his sandals, sharpening his dagger, and humming the Mission Impossible theme. Ahimmie, on the other hand, was edging further back toward the shadows, whispering to himself:
"I mean, seriously, who sneaks into the middle of the king’s camp at night? That’s not bravery… that’s borderline insanity!"
Abishai laughed: “C’mon, Ahimmie! This is history in the making! Don’t you want your name remembered forever?”
Ahimmie muttered: “Look, my mother didn’t raise me to poke sleeping lions. I’ll be here, guarding the—uhh—the bags. Someone’s gotta hold the fort, right?” 🤷♂️
And so off David and Abishai went, tiptoeing like two teenagers sneaking into the kitchen at midnight. They came back with Saul’s spear and water jug, while Ahimmie sat shivering in the bushes, waiting.
When the story was written down, Abishai got mentioned as the bold volunteer.
And Ahimmie? Well… he got one verse. One! No mighty deeds. No glorious testimony. Just his name on record as the guy who said, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
---
🎯 Lesson in the Laughter
Ahimmie the Hittite teaches us something:
Caution is good.
Fear is real.
But when caution + fear = hesitation, you can miss your moment.
Better Abishai’s boldness (even reckless at times) than Ahimmie’s retreat into safety.
📖 “Let us also go, that we may die with him.” (John 11:16 KJV).
So next time the Son of David whispers, “Who will go with me?” don’t sit back polishing your sandals. Step up, even trembling. Better to stumble forward in faith than to sit safe in fear and be forgotten.
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" God, Break this Net "
🎤 That's the title
of our Throwback
Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
today!
📜
In Ezekiel 19,
The strong lion roared
and destroyed cities.
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Then the Nations came
against him.
And Spread their Net
over him.
They did him in.
They sunk the lion.
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That's what the devil
has been doing
behind the scenes
against you.
Throwing a Net over you!
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But The Lion
of the Tribe of Judah
Prevails.
🦁
One miracle from Jesus
Breaks the Net.
Scatters the enemy,
and frees God's servants.
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May the Lord Break this Net.
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Throwback
Lunch Hour
Preaching
Message
(35mins)
15th February 2024
Be Blessed
TNT & HG
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👇
https://t.me/LunchHourPreaching/4051
◽🐟◽
" God, Break this Net "
🎤 That's the title
of our Throwback
Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
today!
📜
In Ezekiel 19,
The strong lion roared
and destroyed cities.
°
Then the Nations came
against him.
And Spread their Net
over him.
They did him in.
They sunk the lion.
.....................................................................
That's what the devil
has been doing
behind the scenes
against you.
Throwing a Net over you!
.....................................................................
But The Lion
of the Tribe of Judah
Prevails.
🦁
One miracle from Jesus
Breaks the Net.
Scatters the enemy,
and frees God's servants.
°
.....................................................................
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May the Lord Break this Net.
°
🎧
Throwback
Lunch Hour
Preaching
Message
(35mins)
15th February 2024
Be Blessed
TNT & HG
..................
👇
https://t.me/LunchHourPreaching/4051
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Message: Break this net. (Ezekiel 19 /Luke 5).
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" Where is the Pain? "
🎤
That's the Title
of our Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
Today
📜 In 2 Samuel 14:5
A woman of Tekoah
was presenting her case
before King David.
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She fell on her face to the ground.
And bowed before him.
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Then the King asked a question:
"What aileth thee"
What is troubling you?
What is your problem?
Where is the Pain?
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Message Number 670
🌳
11th September 2025
🎧
Listen to Today's
Lunch Hour
Preaching
Message
(1hr)
TNT & HG
Be Blessed
👇
" Where is the Pain? "
🎤
That's the Title
of our Lunch Hour
Preaching Message
Today
📜 In 2 Samuel 14:5
A woman of Tekoah
was presenting her case
before King David.
...............................................................
She fell on her face to the ground.
And bowed before him.
...............................................................
Then the King asked a question:
"What aileth thee"
What is troubling you?
What is your problem?
Where is the Pain?
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🎧
Message Number 670
🌳
11th September 2025
🎧
Listen to Today's
Lunch Hour
Preaching
Message
(1hr)
TNT & HG
Be Blessed
👇
Gospel Giggles
🏃♂️ “Running Into Grace”
So picture this: one of those prison escapees is sprinting down the backstreets of New Orleans. He’s dodging fences, ducking under clotheslines, and even snatching a leftover beignet from a porch table (because hey, man’s gotta eat).
But while running, he suddenly mutters, “Lord… if You’re real, give me grace. I can’t keep living like this.”
At that exact moment, he slips — not on a banana peel, but on a soggy gospel tract someone had dropped in the rain. He falls flat, face-first, and when he peels it off his cheek… the words read:
“Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28 KJV)
The poor guy stares at it and chuckles through the mud: “Well, Lord… that’s one way to get my attention.”
Moments later, the police catch up. But instead of cursing, he tells them, “You know what? I think it’s time I stop running from God. Just… tell the chaplain I need a Bible.”
🏃♂️ “Running Into Grace”
So picture this: one of those prison escapees is sprinting down the backstreets of New Orleans. He’s dodging fences, ducking under clotheslines, and even snatching a leftover beignet from a porch table (because hey, man’s gotta eat).
But while running, he suddenly mutters, “Lord… if You’re real, give me grace. I can’t keep living like this.”
At that exact moment, he slips — not on a banana peel, but on a soggy gospel tract someone had dropped in the rain. He falls flat, face-first, and when he peels it off his cheek… the words read:
“Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28 KJV)
The poor guy stares at it and chuckles through the mud: “Well, Lord… that’s one way to get my attention.”
Moments later, the police catch up. But instead of cursing, he tells them, “You know what? I think it’s time I stop running from God. Just… tell the chaplain I need a Bible.”