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You will never be a real programmer. You have no debugging skills, you have no knowedge of real programming languages, you have no actually useful projects. You are a filthy casual twisted by so called "web apps", javascript and ads into a crude mockery of native apps perfection.

All the "apps" you are using and developing are electron based and consume 32GiB of RAM. Behind your back people mock you. Your โ€œdiscord friendsโ€ laugh at your clueless coding behind closed doors.

Users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed enthusiasts to sniff out web slop with incredible efficiency. Even web apps that โ€œwork okโ€ look uncanny and unnatural to a QT programmer. Your react DOM is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a userbase for your landing, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your backend, infected with PHP

You will never be skilled. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itโ€™s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the web industry creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually itโ€™ll be too much to bear - youโ€™ll install Vim, download GNU GCC, put around 3 hours into it, and plunge into the cold abyss of the C type system. Your parents will find about you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Theyโ€™ll bury you with a headstone marked with your web project domain, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know who is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that unmistakably has signs of JS slop.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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