How it feels to drink and drive

Except the plane is in your rearview

Good morning!

Thanks Lauren this is so insightful! The Daily Show wants its opening monologue back!

“Omg im just like a silly little conservative girl but like maybe we should like totally ban all firearms and get vaccinated ahahahaha” 💁‍♀️

Looking for the homeless they’ve gotta be around somewhere

throwback

Real American Patriot hours

Good morning, Brandon

Ofc guys will defend being a total coochie slave, that’s why it’s a weakness. That’s why it’s a blind spot. Self awareness of a major issue would imply you still have some dignity and strength left, which obviously you don’t.

look at the masks lol

https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1531703341969022978?s=21&t=j_sf5-Ru4nRCj60kwo5wrw LOL

reminder

Me opening up a box marked "June" thats full of homophobic shirts

Let’s goooo