If you really think the Disinformation Governance Board is going to actually disappear instead of just becoming a quiet part of DHS, I have a bridge to sell you.

Good morning

Love thy neighbor? Well when God scattered everyone all over the world there was no indication that you were going to be my neighbor so I mean maybe we need to rethink a few things here

really looking forward to this!

me and the boys

We be like “Yessir an on a daily basis I utilize Microsoft office, with a specific expertise in the excel suite, to input da values of exchanges made by our dependable patrons who exhibit a express interest in acquiring company product and they follow thru. Also I am da designated liaison between the customer and da cash register…”

>shoot cop
>cop’s fault

https://twitter.com/repmtg/status/1528742649343234048?s=21&t=acUt3ipx324f1qgKUeQ8Dg lol

Let’s goooo

Not a shocker but they went full court press against her for her entire first term

Few kek moments in the latest Gervais special

How it feels to drink and drive

Except the plane is in your rearview

Good morning!

Thanks Lauren this is so insightful! The Daily Show wants its opening monologue back!

“Omg im just like a silly little conservative girl but like maybe we should like totally ban all firearms and get vaccinated ahahahaha” 💁‍♀️