Pretty please be real and please find him before the Iraqi security forces do.

Bro will be beaten into pulp

—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 WATCH: The IRGC published footage of tracking and attempting to shoot down an American jet, but the jet launches decoy flared and escapes

@Middle_East_Spectator

❗️Very large fire at US Ali Al Salem Air Base in Kuwait!!

It was struck by Complex missile and Drone attack from Iran. Over 20 hits previously.

The Big Boss heard from the Mossad that Trump was talking to Iran without permission and behind his back.

He called the WH and they assured the Boss that they weren't.

Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner report in almost daily to the Boss about Iran. From the IDF's @BarakRavid:

Maaraka town. Casualties reported

Someone said it's an Iranian Mig

❗️An IDF officer was seriously wounded and another soldier was moderately hurt during fighting against Hezbollah in southern Lebanon this afternoon, the military says.

Both troops served in the Givati Brigade. They were taken to a hospital for treatment and their families were notified, the army says.

✍ So far, one seriously injured and 3 moderately since Hezbollah's action started.

A better rate than during the support front

🇺🇸 He’s sending your kids to die in war.

But don’t worry — his ballroom will look beautiful!

Drone alerts in the north

Btw Palestinian swear that two missiles seen near Tel Aviv with one exploding in the ground

Prominent Saudi journalist suggests some of the attacks on Gulf states are not coming from Iran, and that there may be "an American-Israeli trap to ... draw them into a confrontation with Iran."

Beirut and Dahyeh 1982

185,000 shell and 210 airstrikes in 15 hours

❗️After a drone strike warning...an Israeli airstrike target Haret Hreik in Beirut

بردا و سلامة يا ضاحية السيد

So far only one attack in our beautiful Dahyeh.

A series of other attacks are expected against civilian buildings

Attack is definitely a crime. But in this world, there are no laws.

Tel Aviv alerts too.

‏بالـ٢٦ چنت أضرب چاي بالبصرة

Please guys

This guy doesn't exist. Point here is the joke in Arabic about the guy who used to drink Arak in Basra in 1986 lol