do your taxes or princess celestia will have you publicly executed in the town's square with a rusty axe and a drunk and blind executioner

⚠️YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE 🚨
There are confirmed reports of an unidentified 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫 within the group

Please report to your local 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 and refrain from performing any 𝐆𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 while all 3.5k of you are locked inside an enclosed 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚖 space with a minimal amount of beds and a shared storage space with a 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐬

We're watching all of you closely to identify the 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫 👃

ive already done my taxes

Let's say, hypothetically, that every time we touched, I got this feeling.

Let's also say, for the sake of argument, that every time we kissed, I swore I could fly.

Is it not then reasonable to assume that one would be able to feel my heart beat fast?

Pebbles you cant even pick up a pencil and you eat out of a dog bowl. What taxes?

Just applied for graduation :3

Maybe the kids will be alright