Learned Elders of Zyklon
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Forwarded from Amerikaner (Gordon Kahl)
We have another submission for Amerikaner music. I should have seen this coming. Is this copyright infringement?


CULVER'S
(Sung to the tune of "Dixie")

Oh, I wish I was in the land of dairy,
Where the workers aren't so scary
Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man.

In Culvers store, where I'm wont to munch,
Dinner, breakfast and for lunch,
Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man.

I wish I was at Culvers, Hooray! Hooray!
In the drivethrough I'll get my fuel
to live and die with Culvers.
Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers.
Fill up, fill up, fill up my mouth with Culvers.


Verses (so far):

Let the coasties have their fights about
"Best chicken sandwich" north or south
Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man.

The restaurant with curds on the side
Is the one for which I will die
Eat away, eat away, eat away Midwest man.
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Lol. Criminal charges for not liking black people. That oughta teach you to like black people!
Forwarded from The Elders of the Black Sun
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Imagine if there was no religion, spirituality, or esoteric philosophy to autistically fixate on.
Forwarded from Larry Ridgeway
NEW episode of HateHouse. Join Ambrose, Nike and I as we talk about Helen Keller, how gay she is and how boiling cleaning product on your stove is superior to incense. Share this episode.

https://therightstuff.biz/2022/02/14/hatehouse-ep-37-a-blind-woman-teaches-helen-keller-to-be-gay/
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I love the Culver's Arc of Amerikaner.
Forwarded from Amerikaner (Gordon Kahl)
In the name of George and Ruth Culver (the blessed), and in glorious defense of our sacred sustenance.

This is the holy fatwa, a mighty issuance for a holy, mighty, and glorious struggle to defend both the honor and the integrity of Culver’s and the holy prophet, Scoopie, our brave leader. For these things it is incumbent upon White Men of good moral character to defend the honor of these things.

Yes, it is right, and commendable that we give our strength to defend. We will fight, as is correct, against the influx of the heretics proclaiming the glory of would be usurpers such as Chick-fil-A. I submit to you, fellow White Men, where else can you get a fully loaded burger with perfectly crisp bacon, cheese curds, and high quality desert? Nowhere, and never will you be able to do so, outside of our glorious Culver’s.

Indeed, we understand that it is our holy duty to fight and wage intellectual war to not only defend, but to spread the good word of Culver’s. This, so that we may one day, live in a world where every town has a Culver’s.

Mashallah

(Stolen from another chat, I claim no credit for this shitpost)
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Forwarded from THVNDΣRDOMΣ (Roy Batty)
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Forwarded from Hux’s Deluxe Channel
Powerful ngl
"Listen. Pal. You better just get out of here and go home before someone winds up with a dickful of ass."
Endorse. Also, antelopehillpublishing.com is far and away the best right wing publishing house of our lifetimes. I've finished 2 of their books (our review of Opioids for the Masses will be forthcoming) and I'm working my way through my third. Every volume they publish is marked by a meticulous attention to detail and well worth every penny.
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Forwarded from Wr!te W!nger (Write Winger)
I encourage us all to be making a physical library of based books for yourselves, your children, descendants, friends and folk.

The older, the better. The more first hand and first editions, the better. Ones that tell our story from our perspective and narrative. Our tales and legends and heroes and history.

If they only exist online, they can be turned off. If you don’t get these physical copies, they’ll eventually be destroyed. They want to erase our collective memory so we have nothing worth fighting for or continuing on.
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God Bless John Fashcroft.
Forwarded from The Eagle's Nest
Oh no.... I hurt the niggers feeling.... LMAO
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>he doesn't know
Forwarded from Larry Ridgeway
Me waiting for LEZ to release a new fucking show.
Forwarded from t. cowboy