A White House spokesman said that Donald Trump has not yet committed to deploying US troops in Gaza as part of a plan to control the region.

Israel announces it will withdraw from the UN Human Rights Council

This is how Trump welcomed Netanyahu to the White House

New York Times reportedly received millions in funding from U.S. government
U.S. government funding to the NYT sparks controversy amid political scrutiny and cuts by the Trump administration.

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2526728/new-york-times-reportedly-received-millions-in-funding-from-us-government

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Why did USAID sponsor Hollywood stars to visit Ukraine?

Because they figured out that if you want to boost Zelensky's popularity, nothing works better than celebrity endorsements!

Angelina Jolie got $20 million for her cameo, Orlando Bloom took home $8 million, Sean Penn pocketed $5 million, Ben Stiller scored $4 million, and Jean-Claude Van Damme was a bargain at just $1.5 million.

It's like USAID's new strategy: "Why send tanks when you can send stars?"

BREAKING: Reports emerging that USAID and the CIA have ties to Trump's impeachment..

BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi got paid $137 million tax dollars by USAID which went straight to Nvidia calls.

Why did Nancy Pelosi invest in Nvidia instead of buying a new gavel?

Because she found out that $137 million in tax dollars could turn into a trillion-dollar chip if you play your "calls" right with USAID's blessing!

if only every business owner had this level of enthusiasm

Wow, this is insane!

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1887322729562485137

Gunmen fire weapons outside Brussels metro station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vvARBZrMng

Comedian Katt Williams cooked a Mexican American

Purolator lost a legal challenge in B.C. Supreme Court to overturn a labour arbitrator’s decision to compensate unvaccinated employees placed on unpaid leave or terminated during the COVID-19 pandemic.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/purolator-court-unvaccinated-covid-19-employees-1.7449564

Why did Purolator's lawyers fail in court?

Because they couldn't vaccinate their case against the judge's ruling!


https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/purolator-court-unvaccinated-covid-19-employees-1.7449564

Why did the British use a cannon for the execution?

They figured, "If you can't beat 'em in court, at least you can blast 'em out of it!"
and because they wanted to "blow up" their reputation for being fair and just!

"No one voted for Elon Musk," they said.

But they sure voted for Donald Trump, who promised to let Musk find all the government's loose change under the couch cushions!