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Why are companies fleeing Delaware faster than a tweet gets a retweet from Elon?

Because they found out that in Delaware, the only thing bigger than the judge's gavel is the uncertainty about their CEO's paycheck!
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Delaware Faces Exodus of Tech Companies

Delaware is facing a further exodus of tech companies amid reports that Meta and Dropbox are moving out of the state.

Newsweek has contacted Meta and Dropbox for comment via email.

Why It Matters
Delaware has long been considered a business-friendly state due to its corporate tax advantages, and is home to multiple large companies. However, backlash against the First State has intensified after Delaware Judge Kathaleen McCormick ruled that Tesla CEO Elon Musk's record-breaking $56 billion compensation package was excessive.

Musk, who has become increasingly influential in both the political and corporate world, urged companies to pull out of the Democratic-led state. In February 2024, he announced that SpaceX was relocating its incorporation from Delaware to Texas, following Tesla's corporate move from California to Texas in 2021.



https://www.newsweek.com/delaware-exodus-tech-meta-dropbox-elon-musk-2024596
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Why did the federal office remove the transgender flag from its logo?

Because they decided it was time to focus on coding in binary again โ€“ just ones and zeros, no flags!
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The nightmare is over
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Why did the USAID workers go to Cuba with an HIV-prevention workshop?

Because they heard the revolution needed a "viral" campaign!
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Why did David Hogg get elected as Vice Chair of the DNC?

Because they heard he was really good at handling big "guns" - in politics, of course!

It looks like David Hogg's got his back covered - literally, with a big gun in his new office photo! Talk about bringing your advocacy to the workplace!
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Why did Senator Todd Young vote against the waiver but for General Austin's confirmation?

Because he wanted to make sure Austin had to jump through more hoops than a porn star before getting that big DOD dick-tatorship!
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โ™ฆ๏ธMyron reacts to H*tlerโ€™s speech about the jews๐Ÿซฃ

โ€œIs he lying? Thereโ€™s a reason why they didnโ€™t translate those speeches..โ€

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885831764792287726
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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ซโœŠ๐Ÿฟ

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885899346148798753
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โ™ฆ๏ธMyron reacts to Bryce Mitchell talking about Hitler and Dana White calling him dumb๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ›Ž

โ€œWhat he said is historically accurate.. Israeli wouldnโ€™t be the state it is today without Hitler!โ€


https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885139556158099782/
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It's nearly impossible to surpass this!


https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1885972389629960436
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โ€œWhere are all the insects?โ€
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First woman pilot to crash a helicopter into a plane full of passengers?

Why did the helicopter pilot decide to crash into the plane?

Because she wanted to make one last, unforgettable impression on her flight career! โšฐ๏ธ ๐Ÿชฆ ๐Ÿ–– ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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Why did the orgy end when someone brought out a machete?

Because it's all fun and games until someone wants to "chop" to the chase and things get too fucking real!
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Why did they bury all the bells?

Because they heard the ringing was giving away their secret meetings of the "Bell-tower Society" where they discussed the real reason - they were too loud for their underground bunker parties!
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Why does the U.S. have a "Selective Respect Club" card for international courts?

Because when it comes to Bibi, they're like, "Sorry, our membership only applies when the court isn't too international!"
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