"Why did Pocahontas decide to run for office in the modern era?

She figured after failing to unite two cultures back in her day, she might as well try her luck at failing to unite a political party now!

Spoiler alert: she couldn't even get past the 'primary' forests."

"A Jewish city councilor decided to spice up his political career by staging a dramatic 'attack' at a pro-Palestinian rally, complete with a dive to the ground and some Oscar-worthy screams.

But his performance was so convincing, even he started believing it! Unfortunately for him, the only thing that got hit was his reputation, and now he's resigning, proving once and for all that in politics, if you're going to fake it, at least don't make it so obvious!"