“I am Asian” — Andrew Yang

Oh really? I couldn’t tell.

I’m a high level Jew, so I know a lot of Lawyers

Julian Castro is too short to be President

“Hell Yes, We’re going to take your AR15 and AK47!”


Come on over, Beto. Try it.

Those cheers at Beto taking guns away would make a great Trump 2020 commercial

ICYMI: I’m holding a meetup in Washington DC tonight at 8:30 PM. I can take a few more people. If you are interested, RSVP via direct message on Instagram

Employee of the Month, Amy Klobuchar

I just can’t figure it out!

When the Brits lined up like a bunch of CUCKS and haNded in their guns, they ensured that their votes would be nothing more than “suggestions” to their rulers

Hahahahahaha

Lesbians are violent, deranged, grotesque creatures.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/loud-sex-mistaken-for-fight-ends-with-gunshots-and-2-nddegree-attempted-murder-charge-011759939.html

If the Brits had guns, they’d have a Brexit

But instead, they’d prefer to be a bunch of pussies

Proper tie knot, as demonstrated by Jacob Wohl

I’ve noticed that all of my haters are small, dominative, low-energy, sexually confused people. I’m 6’4 200lbs 6% body fat and have high testosterone with boundless energy. Even if my enemies had 30 more IQ points than I (they don’t), I would beat them with pure energy, strength and stamina.

Michael Morrison was the only person I’ve ever seen who vaped with class and elegance