If you think Furries are bad, wait until you see Foamers https://youtu.be/NqvwnxgxazY
The media cares more about Russia using sock puppet troll accounts to poke at America than they do about China using sock puppet North Korea to threaten us with Nukes
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Apple executives are the worst-dressed class of person in America.
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No one with taste would wear an Apple Watch. They’re hideous.
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If you absolutely must wear a watch, the correct choice is Patek Philippe.
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The new iPhone is absolutely gross. For the first time in a decade, I’m skipping the entire model. I’ll hang on to my XS Max.
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I’m Apple’s perfect customer and for the first time ever I don’t want ANYTHING from this entire show
Now that the new iPhone is out, I’m waiting for a software update that will utterly destroy my iPhone Xs
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“Slightly overweight and mildly scary autistic Asian lady” is my least favorite genre of California liberal
That Asian lady presenting the new iPhone looks like she’d murder you in your sleep
Great! Chi-Com Atheists will tell us about his game called “Pascal’s Wager”
This Apple event is insufferable
This Apple event is insufferable
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In a just world she would be the bitchy mom in charge of the cheer squad. In clown world she runs the iPhone division of Apple.