Ali and Milo have a fundamentally different essence

Milo is an assassin. And at times, more of a trebuchet operator

Ali is a wizard/sorcerer

Different

Accurate analysis.

Imagine a talented young man learning from both of them. Imagine what he’d become.

Me: Jack Bauer
Ali: Maleficent

Imagine the combined tutelage.

The only conservatives who have a problem with the Straight Pride Parade are closeted homosexuals

Straight Pride Parade. White History Month...

These campaigns are GENIUS

But some losers would rather kowtow to the PC police, that way they’re still welcome to eat dinner and have girly cocktails at liberal enclaves in DC. Very sad.

They caught me! I’ve never traveled anywhere before. My biceps are photoshopped. The girls in my Instagram pictures are paid crisis actors. Maybe I’m just a computer generated hologram? #WohlTruthers

Jacob Wohl is the living embodiment of Trump’s view on publicity (which I don’t share). In fact, I think Jacob does it even better (as an avatar or chimera himself) than Trump.

No one told me they had valet at the march

Influencers/Citizen Journalists/Whatevers always say “Send me money to support my work”

And it raises the question: Is that money supporting any sort of work?

I don’t have that problem, because I do all of my public work without any regard for profit. I pay my bills with other businesses, and, according to some, with my fat trust fund.

And yet, some people donate to me. And that’s fine.

Do not donate to “support my work”! I have plenty of money to fund my work.

But, if you get value from what I do, send what you think it’s worth.

Value-for-value

You aren’t funding any missions. Your donations aren’t nearly sufficient for that.

But if you want to say THANK YOU, send a donation at JacobWohl.org/donate

That’s ALL it is. A thank you.

I agree 100%

We are at war with China

I hate going to weddings. They’re so boring

Controlled Opposition — literally

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