Rumor has it that Logan was introduced to Nina by his… trainer

This is satire, of course.

Two woman claim that Danny Masterson raped them 20 years ago.

The evidence? Just their words. He said, she said.

The result? Hung jury. Mistrial.

So they retry him again. Guilty.

Sentenced to 30 years to life.

Bipartisan deal for a fresh $40B tranche of funding for Ukraine is coming soon.

WH National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan was at the Capitol earlier today briefing Senate leadership.

McConnell said on the Senate Floor this morning: “Standing with our allies against Putin is directly and measurably strengthening the U.S. military.” He added “Growing the U.S. industrial base and supporting thousands of good-paying American jobs. The overwhelming majority of the money we have appropriated is being spent here in America.”

Remember: The vast majority of this aid will be outdated military systems that were set to be scrapped, which would cost more than shipping them to Ukraine.

EV’s are a complete scam.

What’s the difference between the FBI and the Gestapo?

The Gestapo didn’t have $3,300 LA5-B IR laser aiming modules on their files.

This is the problem with having a South African running an operation like this.

At this point, Elon Musk is just begging to have a tragic “mechanical issue” mid-flight on his G700.

The United States is run by a gang of Satin-worshipping, jack-booted thugs.

Not one, but two of POTUS’ children say that he’s a pedophile.

If Elon Musk doesn’t realize that they’ll just just kill him without losing a minute of sleep, and take over his businesses, then he’s delusional.

The only people who support DeSantis on Twitter anymore are these completely degenerate freaks. Creepy weirdos. All childless men in their 40’s, 50’s and 60’s.

Extremely bizarre.

The saddest part is that most of these rejects are being paid the equivalent of minimum wage—or even less—to shill for this pathetic, impotent failure of a candidate.

I could name names, but you all know exactly who I’m talking about.

These guys will round you up and take you to gulag as long as they get their pension.

Remind of you anything? The Soviet Union, perhaps?

America, 2023

Clay Travis knows nothing about electoral politics, turnout, or campaigns. What qualifies him to have a retarded opinion like “Nikki Haley would turn out out White Vote in greater numbers than Reagan just like Trump did.”

Fucking retard.

Mr. Beast is pure brain rot.

An utterly distasteful combination of early 00’s reality TV like Survivor or Amazing Race blended with expected value dilemma game shows like Deal Or No Deal.

If you can make it through more than 30 seconds of those videos without experiencing nausea, there’s a very good chance that your IQ is south of 90.

The functional core of the Republican party has become the overweight slob who watches Hannity religiously and mopes around the mall wearing an ill-fitting t-shirt emblazoned with the words “BEER. BOOBS. BACON.”

To his friends, he’s known as Austin or Jared or Zack. But in DC they just call him “non-college white.”