Owned.

Received this last night

Spoiler Alert: The answer is no.

Alex Jones isn’t kidding when he talks about this phenomenon. Every time a flurry of headlines comes out about the left attacking me, my inbox is absolutely bombarded with women throwing themselves at me.

I know this probably sounds ridiculous, but it’s true.

What a fiasco

DeSantis is in Iowa today.

I’d love to keep doing The Jacob Wohl Show. I’ve just got so many things on my plate and can’t justify the time without having even a single mainstream tech platform to distribute on.

I hope you can understand.

A few weeks ago Jim Cramer LOVED Silicon Valley Bank at $320/share. Today, the market thought it was better off at $0.

“The Republican side is actually GAYER than the Democrat side”

This is a lie, of course. So is that fake 14% poll. They’re just trying to manufacture conservative support for sodomy again.

Don’t buy it.

Traders Dump USDC After Silicon Valley Bank and Silvergate Fail - The Defiant (~$)

Don’t worry. The FDIC has $125B in reserves to ensure more than $9T in deposits.

Everything’s going to be fine!