It could be a coincidence.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/10/28/paul-pelosis-attacker-reportedly-former-castro-nudist-david-depape-gosh-doesnt-sound-like-magaa/

It’s also just a coincidence that he’s gay.

This has Andrew Gillum vibes all over it.

Did the hammer look like this?

According to the police radio traffic, Paul Pelosi initially told the police conducting the welfare check that “David is a friend.”

Paul Pelosi was described by the officer on scene as “confused.”

The altercation only started at some point after this, apparently.

Did Paul Pelosi tell his “friend” David to attack him, in order to cover up whatever they were actually doing?

Why did the glass door appear to be broken from the inside?

Every single GOP politician who virtue signaled about political violence today in an effort to reach across the aisle to Nancy Pelosi by falling for this obvious coverup of a gay lover’s spat should be ruthlessly mocked.

What a joke these politicians are. Always falling for the left’s lies.

The latest version of the official story makes even less sense.

https://twitter.com/nicholaswu12/status/1586158654348300288?s=46&t=NCnKlPQZJaw8Y7oNtl1rSw

Kamala Harris is high on pot much of the time. It’s a not so well kept secret among the Secret Service agents who rotate through her detail.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1586157611476742144?s=46&t=NCnKlPQZJaw8Y7oNtl1rSw

Are you ready to learn that the security cameras unfortunately stopped working?

There are many news stories of men jumping out of bed, wearing only their underwear, to fight off home invaders.

I have not found any stories where the home invader arrives wearing only underwear.

He probably should be.

I stand corrected. I guess this sort of thing does happen from time to time.

Bill Gates on his way to give a bunch of kids their 17th booster