Rosie, the cat thought to be the world's oldest, has died in Britain at the age of 33. Her status was not official: a representative of the Guinness Book of Records urged her owner to apply for the title, but she did not do so

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It was said that Caesar knew the names of every soldier fighting with him. Mithridates VI could speak the languages of all of the twenty-two nations that he ruled. Pico della Mirandola knew Divine Comedy by memory. We need to pump up our autism.

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