we should take corsica back

You know I keep that muthfuggin thaaang on me

It's over 'murica bros

Beer drinking good samaritan looks after an abandoned baby after it's mother get left behind at the train station complaining about something idiotic, like the cheese wrapper not being big enough to wrap the cheese anymore even though it's smaller after cutting a big piece off.
(Real complaint that I heard from a woman recently)

POV: You just joined a Telegram chatroom and you haven't even typed a single word yet