Who would win?

I'm sorry jewbros, but Putin is a cryptocristian. He is an orthodox church puppet. He always wears a cross and celebrates epiphany. It's over

I'm sorry eurobros, I am just a burger eating American and I don't know much more about the Russian/Ukrainian war. I just send my tax money to bomb children in two wars and fill up pockets of cash of Israeli and Ukrainian politicians.

>Be me
>Straight
Then comes the Greentext

Oh anon 😒