If only.

Dad joke

I went to some fucking caves today. The tour guide was a fat bitch that scoffed during her tour speech because apparently crying children that can sense a drop of oxygen in minute levels makes her cringe and reminisce of r/childfree reddit mindslop. I wanted to throw her fat ass down the limestone slide of happy death to the bottom of the cave for making my children pissed off.

Damn, wouldn't it be like covid summer crazy riots if Trump was dead rn?

Today's my brother's birthday and all he wanted was a riot.

Look at a cave, not white niggers that suck jewish zion cock.

The only cave I delve in cooks me dinner

Bro there's no way actual Chudjak shot the president lmao

Reminder jews wrote this one as thanks to his support for israel.

ngl this goes hard as hell