GM from Texas. Wish me luck over the next 12 hours.

Not only do we get niggers from Africa, we get hurricanes.

Starting a prayer circle asking God to blast Texas off the map

Dabbing on the guy you're arresting with a sick guitar solo

Dudes will see this and say "hell yeah"

>country filled full of blood thirsty Moroccans
>It's the tourists who are the problem

Certified Spaniard moment