New shipment just came in from down under

Food crimes against Japan

110 Confirmed

Guys, you remember when there was a bank collapse scare a couple years ago and the value of the dollar was going to enter Weimar conditions? I literally emptied my bank account and bought THOUSANDS of dollars in silver and gold only for it to rot in my safe now. Those were hard times... my wife's son had to eat Ramen for months while I got my money back on track. I tried to give him milk, but his lactose intolerance and sickle cell anemia and black skin prevented me from giving him a proper diet. Today he died 😔. I gave him a proper burial in a giant KFC bucket in my backyard. RIP Tyrone Hitler.