My wife is leaving for 1 week with her gym instructor to Miami Beach. I guess there must be a trainer convention because she said she’s gonna do a lot of working out and getting worked. I asked her how much she will need for the hotel but her gym trainer graciously is letting her stay in his room. Now see you might be muttering under your breaths “what a cuck” but I’m afraid you’re wrong. A cuck wouldn’t pay for the round trip ticket, I did. A cuck wouldn’t let his wife go alone, he would want to join and ruin the fun, I don’t. I’m happy in my relationship and very secure. While my wife is gone and I’m taking care of the three kids I’ll be drinking Barefoot and Stella Rosa wine and rewatching Harry Potter. What a win/win for us CHADS! Can I get a hell yea!

Real men drink tea after squeezing teabags with boiling water with their own fingers.

The Beemer has fallen

Crow lived near chickens. Guess what she sounds like now.

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@scdltestbot got it from YouTube: Shadilay Metal Cover (English)