Pissing is a scam invented in 1892 by a jewish-"american" doctor, businessman, and con artist by the name of Sir Duke Walter Bottelberg.

Sir Duke Walter Bottelberg inherited a water business from his father, Cumbel Bottelberg, in 1876. This business was small, but essential to their local city of Flint, M*chigan. Walter Bottelberg worked to increase water sales in numerous ways over the years, by way of mixing in addictive substances, adding chemicals, and by inventing portable containers of water, coined "water bottels" (now called water bottles). Despite these measures, water sales stayed low, simply because humans at that point in history did not drink much water.

In 1889, Sir Duke Walter Bottelberg made the discovery that by removing a person's foreskin, that person would be unable to prevent himself from pissing, and would piss multiple times a day. This level of pissing is unusual and unhealthy for adult men and women, and causes rapid dehydration, of the body, meaning that circumcised individuals would have to consume many multitudes of extra water a day just so they wouldn't die. In addition to this, the foreskin free piss was clear, rather than the usual dark brown color of healthy piss. This is a sign of severe water loss, which is a fatal condition.

3 years later, in 1892, Sir Duke Walter Bottelberg presented this information to the Elders of Zion, and proposed that all goyim were to be circumcised at birth to promote water sales.

After heavy and lengthy debate, the Elders of Zion agreed to implement Walter Bottelbergs plan, in exchange for a cut of his profits.

Thus, in 1892, the Universal Circumcision act of 1892 was passed, mandating that all men be circumcised at birth, and any uncircumcised males born after that date are to be stoned to death.

This has all been covered up by the media and the government, of course.

Cringe

Fuck English... it's from England. *shudders in disgust*

"Technically speaking we used a goy so it doesn't count"

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