Take the retard pill

Don’t understand things they’re too complicated

Somebody is trying to tell you some kind of detailed political opinion? I don’t understand that bro, I’m just a regular guy, I’m just a dumb retard bro

Just stare at people (make sure eyes slightly out of focus) ask them to repeat things then ask them to repeat them again slowly

Always ask people to speak slower, slow down, I di t get it (I’m retard)

Be obstinately retarded

The news? I can’t watch it man they always talk about complicated stuff I don’t understand it (then talk a lot about inane mindless shit)

Use small words and small sentences, bore people

“I want to get vaccined but I can’t figure out how to make appointment it’s so complicated”

“What’s the covid I thought that was finished”

Every second you maintain retard pill is a second stolen from the people that must deal with you, exasperate them, steal their time, maximize your retardation, fumble things, mispronounce words, ask them to explain again and again

Repeat the last thing somebody says back at them with a flat tone while breathing through your mouth (very effective) make spelling mistakes, fill forms incorrectly, take up space

Make ugly faces, say “I don’t get it” no matter how patiently somebody explains something, do things wrong on purpose, read out loud and point your finger at the word you are reading, really ham it up, become outrageously retarded

I promise you, take the retard pill, you will get away with everything, you will get away with crime, nobody will bother you

your levels of testosterone are inversely proportional to your willing use of AI

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