I'm about to add random encounters to dodgeball

1) poison the opponent before the match so that he dies suddenly during the match
2) bribe the arbiter so that he makes the game not unplayed or void

yeah but then pawn takes rook, white king to d8, black pawn takes, and white is losing the game. at least write instructions in their entirety next time

bet you also said that on that one you exam you failed because you gave an incomplete answer to a question

living like a bug

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Merrylegs is German for "mostly caused by Typhus and supply line disruption."

i was brave too. she said no. it's fine..
although now im an alcoholic