The scheming eunuchs set up a date

Let's take a box with yellow, orange and red balls. yellow stay on the left, red on the right and orange in the middle. let's assume there are more orange balls. on average everything is basically orange. suddently there are no colors anymore!
let's now divide the yellow and red balls with half of the orange balls distributed on both sides. suddenly even these two divisions are kinda both orange on average. then what the fuck are yellow and red? modern biology can't explain

And in this joyous time celebrating the new budy, let's not forget the previous youngest budy. The Chinese mountain budy is rather cool too, even at a century old.

I remember reading once how for indians getting squished by heavy things means something good, but i forgot what

My cousin spotted this in the wild.

You're thinking of the Jaggannath. Origin of the word juggernaut. A form of Vishnu or Krishna in the mortal plane, it's literally just a fucking fifty ton parade float they build and it was considered a blessing to jump underneath the stone wheels to let it kill you or to throw your babies underneath it.

sounds like Juggernaut, that marvel character. ok i looked up, same origin

Imagine Comic Book Juggernaut but his entire thing is he body slams trains after his entire family jumped in front of one and it's somehow the trains fault.

“What a wonderful day to be a professional English soccer player I hope Shitdeep Patel doesn’t kill me in the Fred Flintstone Mobile.”

Trying to learn a new game after age 30.