Sauron wants you to smoke pipe weed all day because it keeps you docile and less likely to organize against his interests

there is no such thing as lightswitch braining

like if i try looking it up, all results are about optogenetics, so you can hate wop fucks all gou want, but if it's not a thing, what is? who defined this jewish tactic?

who the fuck is jazzhands. like, imagine quoting obscure as darkness people, and then hate people who try to inquire

Rajesh is off to meet the Hindu god of thunder.

Foreshadowing...

DUROV YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING CLOWN, LET ME SEE THE MUSIC TRACK NAMES IN THEIR ENTIRETY

I am considering making a Twitter account where I pose as a "social media mom" influencer. The twist is that I'm going to post about my two year old's bone-smashing looksmaxxing journey

"This weekend little Brayden got frame mogged at the playground so we're changing his peptide routine"

Good morning