what kind of jewish trickery is this?

American culture is fundamentally, inextricably, and undeniably centered around Italy. They literally cannot escape the pasta. They think they’re living the American Dream? They’re living the Italian Dream in an American costume.

Look at the facts. They wake up in the morning, what are they drinking? An espresso or a cappuccino. What’s for lunch? A panini or a sub that is fundamentally just Italian cold cuts on Italian bread. Dinner? They’re going out for pizza, chicken parm, or a plate of spaghetti at a red-sauce joint where the guy serving them is definitely named Tony. Even their so-called “casual dining” chains are just desperate, corporate love letters to Italian nonnas. Olive Garden? Unlimited breadsticks. That’s not a family restaurant to them, but a cultural assimilation program!

Look at their television and cinema! What is the most critically acclaimed, culturally defining American media of the last 50 years? The Sopranos. The Godfather. Goodfellas. Half the country is out here walking around saying “fuhgeddaboudit” and "gabagool" and quoting Paulie Walnuts like he’s a Founding Father. They literally built an entire cinematic genre around the Italian immigrant experience!

And don’t even get started on the hand gestures. They think they’re just passionately arguing with a friend? They’re not. Every time they pinch their fingers together 🤌 and wave them around, they are actively submitting to Italian cultural dominance.

Their high fashion? Gucci, Prada, Armani, Versace. Their dream cars? Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati. Even their local summer events are just excuses to stand in the heat and eat zeppoles and cannolis at a San Gennaro street festival!

They act like they’re celebrating “Americana,” but they’re really just celebrating the Boot. From the North End in Boston to the Jersey Shore, their culture is just one giant, garlic-scented tribute. They can’t escape the marinara. They are eating the marinara. They *are* the marinara. 🤌🍝🍷🇮🇹

Towns like this exist all over America. You could get 50 guys together and go buy land in the middle of nowehere. You could also buy up some empty town in the rust belt or Appalachia or along Route 66 and make yourself the mayor, city council, sheriffs department.

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