Two mages - a Delusionist and a Negromancer - just finished fighting off a group of bandits who were raiding a local village. The Negromancer managed to drive them off with the help of two of his favorite summons - 「Voodoo Child」and 「Basketball Jones」. "Well done, my good and faithful servants." The Negromancer congratulated his summoned companions before rewinding the hip hop tape in the magic boombox he uses to summon them, and his summoned negroes dissipated into Kool-aid powder until it was time for them to come out once more.

"That's unacceptable!" shouted a voice from the village. It was Karen, a local tubby white woman.
"Sure it is," replied the Delusionist.
"Seriously?! He's using black people like Pokémon!"
"Yes, and they enjoy it." The Delusionist's eyes began to glow with arcane force as he spoke. "They're very happy."
"Happy?!" Karen scoffed. "They're enslaved!"
"Just as nature intended." The glow in the Delusionist's eyes intensified.
"You're horrible! How can you be okay with this?"
"But so are you," the Delusionist declared. "You told me yourself."
As Karen continued to get herself worked up, she felt a hand on her shoulder. It was the Negromancer. "Do not argue with him. He uses magic to convince himself that what he believes to be true, is in fact true."
Karen was taken aback. "How useful could that possibly be?"
"It's the greatest power in the universe," the Delusionist answered as he and the Negromancer left to return to the Mage's Guild.

There is a tale in the Hasidic Chabad movement that Stalin became sick as a consequence of some metaphysical intervention of the seventh Chabad leader, Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson, during the recitation of a public discourse at a Purim gathering in 1953, which supposedly caused Stalin's death and averted massive deportations of Soviet Jews to Siberia that were to take place as a result of the anti-intellectual campaign surrounding the doctor's plot affair (a cabal of jewish doctors trying to assassinate top soviet leaders).
After Stalin's death on 5 March 1953, the new leadership quickly dismissed all charges related to the plot; the doctors were exonerated in a 31 March decree by the newly appointed Minister of Internal Affairs, Lavrentiy Beria, and on 6 April, this was communicated to the public in Pravda. Chief MGB investigator and Deputy Minister of State Security Mikhail Ryumin was accused of fabricating the plot, arrested and later executed. A Komsomol official, Nikolai Mesyatsev, was assigned by Malenkov to review the doctors' plot case and quickly found that it was fabricated.

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cool song right?
it's called Sadeness by Enigma, and it is about Marquis da Sade, who is famous for sex crimes, blasphemy against God, sex crimes, pornography, sadism, and The 120 Days of Sodom on which Pasolini made a movie.
The lyrics you hear say:
Sade, tell me
Sade, give me

The singer is pleading in French for the Marquis de Sade to dominate her.
The rest of the lyrics are quotes from the Bible sang by monks which can be taken as euphemisms for sexual actions.
The song was an international hit. You're welcome

>nigga thinks I've heard music from the video
I've scraped it for the current date
Everything else is bonus that you have to deal with yourself

bro stfu, nobody is accusing anyone

Woodpeckers are just sky termites