800 million

"No one wants to hear about big swinging natural titties" bemoans a man who has literally never used the internet before.

that time italians beat german ass so bad during ww1 they disintegrated, and got to keep some territories and became one of the winners of ww1

Billions must fry

He's right. In the late 90s, the internet was gatekept by actual intellects, rich people, and computer nerds.

Now it's overrun with coomers, gen alpha, jeets, niggers, even homeless retards that can afford a cellphone and steal wifi at McDonald's.