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Ducks are just waterproof chickens with a kazoo

Elons Jeets hard at work!

Half black half heeb

Is anyone surprised?

N-word pass

Listen, Shrek wasn't just a meme—it was a prophecy. 'Ogres are like onions' wasn't about layers, my friends. It was about testosterone. The secret to peak masculinity was juiced onions this whole time. While we’ve been slamming protein shakes and debating creatine, rats have been out here TRIPLING their gains on onion juice like they’re about to hit the ogre gym.

Placebo? Weak. Low-dose onion? Solid. High-dose onion? Absolute giga-chad energy. Move over liver kings, it’s onion kings from here on out. The next time someone asks why you’re blending onions into your morning smoothie, just hit ‘em with ‘Get outta my swamp.’