Art by @maxmoradio. https://t.me/s/IntuitiveSocialPop/250 💞✨

Lol...well, not really funny at all, actually:
Absolutely Brilliant ...

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER:
I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future 🤖.

[Podcasting 2.0] Episode 21: Hooray for Hollywood #podcasting20
https://podcastaddict.com/episode/118132743

[Take One Daf Yomi] Take One: Pesachim 68 #takeOneDafYomi
https://podcastaddict.com/episode/118371145&t=30 https://www.sefaria.org/Pesachim.68a.12?with=all&lang=bi https://traffic.megaphone.fm/TAB9933130729.mp3

What does it feel like to be popular in a toxic culture?

The Secret Adventures of Black People
https://snapjudgment.org/episode/the-secret-adventures-of-black-people
1/28/21 by Snap Judgment and PRX
Web player: https://podcastaddict.com/episode/118403768
Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/dovetail.prxu.org/320/224523b2-554b-4432-b1fb-8252a3997c27/thesecretadventures_seg1.mp3
A woman recounts her Aunt’s fairytale love story and searches for her own Modern Romance. An African princess learns she is truly beautiful. And a precocious eight-year-old finds himself on the brink of revolution when he applies lessons learned from a homework assignment to other areas of his life. STORIES Modern Love In the second half of her life, Stephanie found her classic Hollywood romance. Now she attempts to understand the strange and confusing world of dating apps to help her niece - and the show's host Nichole - find her happily ever after. This story comes to us from The Secret Adventures of Black People, hosted by Nichole Hill. This incredible podcast tells the stories of Black people holding it down across space and time. Be sure to check out the show and subscribe to the podcast at TheSecretAdventuresOfBlackPeople.com Stay in touch by joining the newsletter, following their Instagram, or by sending an email to secretadventuresofblackpeople@gmail.com Modern Romance was written and produced by Nichole Hill with production assistance by Shonte Hill, and story editing assistance by Talia Bender. Special thanks to Stephanie Camolli! Music: Epidemic Sound Beautiful - Sonya Renee Taylor An African princess learns she is truly beautiful. This story was performed by Sonya Renee Taylor at Snap LIVE in DC. Sonya Renee Taylor is an internationally acclaimed performance poet, actress, educator, and activist. The LIVE score was composed by amazing Alex Mandel & performed by Alex Mandel, David Brandt, and Tim Frick. Watch Sonya’s Snap LIVE performance. Liberation - Latif Doman When Latif Doman is growing up in Philly, he takes his schoolwork seriously… which is unfortunate for the parents in his neighborhood. Many thanks to Latif and Story District for bringing us this story! Season 12 - Episode 2

Listen to The Law Of The Land by ELI Talks on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/H7ypw

11/30/18 by ELI Talks

Web player: https://podcastaddict.com/episode/102451606
Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/537983616-eli-talks-526966821-the-law-of-the-land.mp3

Sex education has been historically delegated to the state for American Jewry, but Judaism has a very rich tradition of teaching about sex, consent, and pleasure that we need today. Merissa Nathan Gerson leads us on an exploration of what it means for all Jewish bodies--cisgender and otherwise--to respect, to honor, and to teach one another about consent and to communally atone for our sins. Filmed at Repair the World: Detroit.

Merissa Nathan Gerson is a trained rape prevention worker and sex educator. Her writing on sexuality and Judaism appears in The New York Times, The Atlantic, The New York Observer, Tablet, Playboy, Elle and beyond. She holds an MA in Jewish Studies from The Graduate Theological Union in Berkeley, California with a focus on sex and gender as well as inherited trauma. Merissa has studied at the PARDES Institute for Jewish Studies, The Jewish Theological Seminary, The Academy for Jewish Religion, Hebrew College, Naropa University, Middlebury's Hebrew Language School, The Kohenet Hebrew Priestess Institute and with many rabbis across the country including the great Reb Zalman Schachter-Shalomi. Her work focuses on the inheritance of trauma and memory and how this impacts tradition.

February 13, 2021. A special space dog collaboration between this animated popular icon by Telegram messenger sticker artist and the intuitive contextual background art of Max Megan Elizabeth Morris, facilitated by awesome Telegram developments in multimedia editing: https://flic.kr/p/2kBqose • mmem's flickr page just updated with new artpeaces: https://flickr.com/worldmegan ---20210213-210659, https://t.me/SpaceDogCircus/1579 • https://t.me/SpaceDogCircus/1580 • https://Intuitive.pub/circus •°`

How to Find Your Voice, With Vocal Coach Denise Woods

2/15/21 by The Upgrade by Lifehacker

https://art19.com/shows/the-upgrade-by-lifehacker

Web player: https://podcastaddict.com/episode/119154368
Episode: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/rss.art19.com/episodes/d13d9fe1-f8ac-4e14-bbc1-bd48d025ce44.mp3

This week we're fine-tuning our instruments with help from Hollywood vocal coach, Denise Woods. Denise has been a professional vocal and dialect coach for over 20 years and has worked with stars like Will Smith, Halle Berry, Rachel Weisz, Jessica Chastain, and Mahershala Ali. Listen to hear Denise gives tips on how to nix the bad habits of the “ums,” “ahs,” and “likes,” figure out your unique voice print, and learn to harness the power of your breath when speaking. Denise's new book is called The Power of Voice: A Guide to Making Yourself Heard. Have an idea for a future episode? Call us at 347-687-8109 and leave a voicemail, or write to us at upgrade@lifehacker.com. We want to hear from you!

Judas and the Black Messiah Podcast Trailer

2/4/21

https://www.hbomax.com/judas-and-the-black-messiah

Web player: https://podcastaddict.com/episode/118776242
Episode: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/dovetail.prxu.org/_/366/d172080d-8ff7-4f21-9aba-3d81b07bf504/Judas_and_the_Black_Messiah_Podcast_Trailer.mp3

Chairman Fred Hampton was the leader of the Illinois chapter of the Black Panther Party until his life was cut short on December 4, 1969, when more than a dozen law enforcement officers busted in his West Chicago apartment in a pre-dawn raid. Hampton was shot to death in his bed. He was 21 years old. His life inspired the new film Judas and the Black Messiah, coming out February 12 in theaters and HBO Max. In this official podcast series, produced by 99% Invisible and Proximity Media, in partnership with Warner Bros, we’re looking at the “black messiah” at the center of this film. The REAL story of Chairman Fred Hampton. What made Hampton so special that he was anointed as a leader at such a young age, and then targeted in a federal assassination? Join host Elvis Mitchell as we go behind the scenes with the film’s creators, including director Shaka King and producer Ryan Coogler, who wrote and directed the 2018 blockbuster, Black Panther. We’ll also talk to co-stars Daniel Kaluuya, LaKeith Stanfield, and Dominique Fishback. And, to real Black Panthers who knew Chairman Fred - including his widow, Akua Njeri. And our number one guide through this whole series will be Chairman Fred Hampton Junior. He was born three weeks after his father’s assassination and has spent his life protecting his father’s legacy.

https://youtu.be/-SdgsLeaVkU

La maravillosa Lido Pimienta en su show de los Grammys anoche. 💚💜🐾🔥

The Melophile Flipside Music Pres. The Podcast Session 001.

8/8/20 by Milner And Funky

https://hearthis.at/melophile-music/the-melophile-flipside-music-pres.-the-podcast-session-001./

Episode: https://hearthis.at/melophile-music/the-melophile-flipside-music-pres.-the-podcast-session-001./listen.mp3?s=fih

incl Music from Rawdio, Abdul Horus, Four Walls And many more. download enjoy and share :-).