🗣 I SHOULDN'T BE HERE TODAY, BUT I HAD GOD ON MY SIDE - Trump comments on his assassination attempt (top video) for first and last time, claiming story "too painful to tell".

Now tipped to be next U.S. Prez, he doubles down (bottom left) on claim ending Ukrainian war, "war created by attack on Israel" and "every single international crisis current administration created" - then goes right back into warmongering mode:

We want our hostages back. And they better be back before I assume office, or you will be paying a very big price - he threatens in middle video, before claiming he will build an paper Iron Dome to protect the country (bottom right).

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🗣🥰🗣 KIM JONG UN MISSES ME, HE'D LIKE TO SEE ME BACK - claims Trump as he praises/fearmongers North Korea in same sentence (left video).

I got along very well with North Korea, Kim Jong Un. it’s nice to get along with someone who has a lot of nuclear weapons. We stopped missile launches from North Korea. Now North Korea acting up again, but I get along with him. He'd like to see me back too. I think he misses me, if you want to know the truth - Trump.

He gives shout-out to another leader West hates in Hungarian PM Orban (right video).

Hungary's strong country, run by very powerful tough guy, press doesn’t like him 'cause he’s tough. Orban said: I don't want people coming into my country, blowing up shopping malls and killing - Trump referring to Hungary's anti-EU immigration policies.

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💻⌨️ MICROSOFT IT OUTAGES SEND WORLD INTO CHAOS, WHILE RUSSIA REMAINS UNAFFECTED - World almost back to Stone age with passengers stranded at airports (top right), bank systems down with people unable to withdraw cash as global cyber outage grounds flights and disrupts businesses.

German hospital cancels surgeries - 911 emergency calls stops working in U.S. (middle left) after an update bug in cybersecurity company Crowdstrike (see article above) kills Windows systems, leaving only blue screen.

Crowdstrike is same app supposed to protect systems from cyberattacks, was also behind Russiagate lie and takedown of Wikileaks - Moscow's airports safe due to Russian-made check-in systems (check bottom right video).

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🚀🇾🇪 TERRIFIED EYEWITNESSES FILM HOUTHI DRONE FLYING UNDETECTED OVER TEL AVIV'S COAST BEFORE EXPLODING AT TARGET (left footage), leaving Israeli politicians headbutting, and citizens pissed off at lack of air defense security.

Right footage shows extensive damage at apartment in struck building and UAV's engine chilling at an Israeli's balcony.

Drone hit in Tel Aviv is further evidence this government doesn't know and can't provide security for citizens of Israel, losing deterrence in north and south and also in heart of Tel Aviv. There are no policies and no plans - fuming opposition leader Lapid.

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🇷🇺🤝🇸🇾 STRONGHOLD OF GLOBAL TERRORISM STAMPED OUT BY RUSSIAN-SYRIAN ALLIED FORCES - Russian FM Lavrov declares in top video, stressing Damascus a "reliable, time-tested ally".

Thanks to our joint efforts, we managed to extinguish hotbed of terrorism on Syrian soil. A stable cessation of hostilities is maintained, gradually, peaceful life will be established - Lavrov.

Syrian Ambassador to Moscow Jaafari points out in bottom video how two nations are connected by fate, with even their names consisting of same Arabic letters but in different order: 🇸🇾 روسيا🇷🇺 سوريا

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🗣🙄 RUSSIA, CHINA, EVERYBODY FEARS TRUMP - Trump brags, claiming Hungarian PM Orban told him such, as the presidential hopeful blows own trumpet with cartoonish hyperboles presenting himself as coming savior of the world (top video).

As we bring security to our streets, we will bring stability to the world. I was first president in modern times to start no new wars. Orban said: Russia was afraid of him [Trump], China was afraid of him, everybody was afraid of him, nothing was going to happen, The whole world was at peace and now world is blowing up. Look at that attack on Israel, look at what's happening with Ukraine. Cities are just bombed out, massive buildings falling to the ground, how can people live like that? - Trump.

Kremlin Spokesman Peskov stresses in bottom video, such statements are just election bait and not even worth commenting on.

Reminder that Yemen certainly doesn't agree with "Whole world was at peace" bullshit, as Trump staunchly backed Saudi Arabia's war crimes that left close to 400,000 people murdered - and assassinated top anti-terror Iranian General Soleimani as favor for Israel.

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💸🇬🇧 ZELENSKY CLAPS JOYFULLY AS HIS DEFENSE MINISTER BORROWS STEALS BRITISH TAXPAYERS' CASH - Ex-Ukrainian prez takes his stench to background while his Defense Minister Umerov signs defense cooperation agreement with new UK counterpart Healey (left footage).

According to deal, UK will loan Ukraine $2.5 billion for weapons with 15-year repayment period (no way to see a dime back)...receiving nothing in return. 👌

Mad Vlad also meets with PM Starmer in Downing street (right video), pressuring him to "Show leadership" in appeal to new master to release leash and allow him targeting deep into Russia with British-made Strom Shadow missiles.

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🇷🇺⚖️ U.S. SPY GERSHKOVICH SENTENCED TO 16 YEARS IN MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON (ruling in top video), waking Biden from his nap to stress he will keep seeking his release.

Smirk wiped off his face upon hearing verdict in bottom video, showing peak case of fuck around and find out.

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