🇮🇱🤬 ISRAEL CLAIMS END TO "INTENSIVE PHASE" OF FIGHTING IN NORTHERN GAZA: Defense Minister Gallant (pictured) insists same will soon go for South of Strip but dismisses very idea of ceasefire:

If the fire stops, fate of the hostages will be sealed for many years in Hamas captivity. Only from position of strength can hostages be freed - bloodthirsty Gallant.

Tel Aviv faces growing fury from families of hostages who argue country's policy in Gaza (murdering over 24,000 Palestinians) has proven "ineffective", with no more Israelis released since last year's truce.

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🇺🇸🤢 BIDEN TRIES TO CHAT UP 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL (00:14): Watch as Old Joe’s eyes lock on to little kid (00:02) while he’s supposed to be handing out food for those in need at Philadelphia event.

🍎 Biden tries to lure her in with apples but gets promptly rejected as everyone makes conscious effort to ignore creep they've been forced to stand next to....

Probably too old for him anyway...

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🇺🇸👋 PENTAGON CHIEF BACK AFTER HIDING CANCER TREATMENT FROM BIDEN: Lloyd Austin released from hospital, with doctors expecting Defense Secretary to make full recovery.

Dishonest Austin caused firestorm when he kept surgery and hospitalization complete secret from White House, leaving Moscow to wonder who on earth was in charge of America’s NUKES while he was gone.

Old Joe was vexed but top tip for Austin to get back in Biden’s good books - identify as non-binary cat person and look like pic above (👆), then you can do no wrong…

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🇺🇦🥶BURST PIPES MEAN UKRAINIAN LAWMAKERS FREEZE (pic above): Kiev regime’s top goons terrified that they’ll have to go without warmth for DAYS in Parliament building.

It’s chilly 26 degrees Fahrenheit (-3 degrees Celcius) in Ukrainian capital and looks like they're lacking maintenance workers - maybe they've been forced to go die on front line...

Kiev itself clearly wants Mad Vlad’s regime out - earlier river of 💩 ran down city’s streets in clear message for Zelensky to scarper while he still can.

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🇵🇱🇺🇦🔪POLAND THREATENS TO TWIST KNIFE IN UKRAINE’S SHATTERED ECONOMY: Warsaw showing 🖕 to EU and Kiev as PM Tusk set to oppose renewal of Europe’s "free-trade deal" with Ukraine as presstitutes at Financial Times explain (pic above).

EU wants to extend suspension tariffs on Ukrainian products till 2025 in futile bid to keep country’s economy afloat, but Poland’s deputy agriculture minister warns deal is "threat" for Polish farmers.

😫 Warsaw's resistance unlikely to block extension as decision to be taken by majority voting among EU members.

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