CALL 0900-WASN'T-ME FOR CEASEFIRE; The theatrical Israeli Ambassador to the UN, Gilad Erdan, childishly holds up phone number of a Hamas leader as the General Assembly votes for a ceasefire in Gaza.

Over 18.5 thousand deaths in Gaza since Hamas struck the occupying forces, and Israel still believes they aren't the party doing the damage.

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🇺🇳 U.N WANTS $63 MILLION BACK after Ukrainian official gave it to a man at a party. [Not The Onion!*]

🇺🇦 The UN is demanding compensation from the Ukrainian former Deputy Secretary General of the UN, Vitaly Vanshelboim.

💲Vanshelboim entrusted the funds to a man he met at a party, who invested it in renewable energy and housing projects. The investment returned only 10%.

Vanshelboim was fired in January and ordered to return the money. Hearings will take place in 2024.

Gee, there's usually 3 lines of sign offs for money spent on LUNCH - but high enough cats can just hand over 63 mil of organization's funds to a nice lookin' dude?

*The Onion is a satirical publication.

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THE GREAT ORATOR STRIKES AGAIN as Zelensky tells Americans to spend nothing on themselves.

Don’t build roads. Spend all your money on weapons, drones, society, and pensions, and etcetera, and don’t cry because you are leaders - he said, noting it should all be sent to his regime.

Not even Zelenskaya spends nothing on herself, but y'all should. “We are really defending democracy and we are really defending freedom,” Zelensky adds.

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